Chapter 1.

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by h4wksleftbuttch33k

by h4wksleftbuttch33k

"Okay okay you guys! So remember that time when we had that contest to see who would build the better clubhouse?" Cartman pointed at Stan and Kyle while they were walking to his house.

"Uh yeah, I think so why?" Stan looked at him with confusion.

"And remember when I had a bunch of girls over?" He smirked

Kyle groaned. "Just get to the point fatass!"

"Hey I'm not fat! I'm big boned!" Cartman argued.

The 2 boys continued to argue before Kenny interrupted. "Mrphp mrp! Mphh mrph mrhhp mpphhr mephm mph mrph mrph mhm!"

(Translation: Holy shit! Look at that hot girl sitting on Cartman's porch! )

The boys stopped to take a look at the teen that was playing with some strands of hair while looking around.

( you can imagine how you look cause I'm not writing all that💯 )

"Yes you guys!— Cartman yelled loudly to signal you he was coming —meet Y/n. She was like one of the girls who came to my house." He bragged while you smiled and waved at them.

"O-oh! Hi boys! Like he said, I'm Y/n. I go to the high school a couple blocks away from you guys." You explained yourself.

"Oh well, Kyle." The kid with a green hat and orange coat waved at you with a small smile.

"I'm Stanley but you can call me Stan." The 2nd one was wearing a blue and red hat with a brown coat.

"Mrph mhp mrph!" The last one who you couldn't hear well due to his parka was well- wearing a orange parka that covered his entire body except for his eyes.

You looked at Cartman for help.

"Oh he just said he's Kenny and how fucking poor he is." He smirked while Kenny's eyes widened. He was very embarrassed as he could clearly see how much money you had just from your clothes.

But you just smiled at him. "Well nice to meet you Kenny!" He could feel his heart beat in his chest. No.. it couldn't be. But before he could finish his thoughts, you picked him up and hugged him, stuffing his face into your breast which were quite large.

I love boobs.🧍🏾‍♀️

"If you ever need anything like food or money, just come to me little man." You whispered into his ear before setting him down with a smile plastered onto your angelic face some would say, not noticing his red face.

How would you feel if someone basically stuffed your face into their boobs?

"I'm a fucking simp." The boy whispered to himself.

( so! How was the first chapter? Was it good? If not please tell me. I know some people have low standards than others so this might look amazing to one person but to another this might be trash lol😵‍💫 )

ALSO THIS IS NOT A SHIP!

if you think this was a ship it's not. I'm pretty sure I'm a sane person 😼