the story <3

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by Jhdhhaf

by Jhdhhaf

im sorry 💀

onceler pov <3

i just awoken in the middle of the freaking river that is wherever the hell the ding dang trees are when i noticed the lorax... saved my life. i felt a red blush tint my face and i tried to hide my attraction to this.... whatevertheheck. i noticed he started to cutely blush i slowly started to lean in. he did the same until goofyfish literally exploding.

"what the hell????" i thought to myself before looking at the lorax again. with goofyfish gone, we could finally do what we wanted 😈

we dragged the bed back from wherevertheheck and i barely even sat on it before me and the lorax were in a deep makeout session (what is wrong with me???? idk buddy you tell me)

and then he slowly took his mustache off... ALONG WITH HIS EYEBROWS.... and i was stunned.

"YOU LIAR!!!" I shrieked. "YOU DONT HAVE EYEBROWS, NOT EVEN A MUSTACHE!!!" I sobbed. "no wait, babygirl!! i can explain!!!" he stuttered. i cutely jumped off the waterfall (i think thats what happened in the movie idk) and aesthetically died. the lorax died to by pinching his @ss and accidentally dropping himself. uwu