𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍

𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 | 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐢𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐭 (𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞)

this is not very kinky,
but y'all should be okay.

𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐘.! ⋆｡˚
#YOUR BODY. 𖤐
⋆｡˚ ⤾- playboi carti x yeat.᭡

it is a universally acknowledged truth that jordan carter is a horny bastard.

and tonight, after a particularly frustrating shift at his shitty bartending job, his horniness is at an all-time high. it has nothing to do with the patrons of the club, who are all women and all very gay, but more to do with the way his supervisor would not get off his ass and the way he'd practically followed jordan around the bar, critiquing his every move. it had made him incredibly pissed off, and when he gets pissed off, he gets horny.

it's a curse. he can't count the number of times he's been fighting with past boyfriends only to end up fucking them out of frustration, which makes them think the argument is over when to jordan, it's only just beginning. it's frankly annoying, and he would get sick of it if angry sex wasn't always so fucking good.

so he's angry. and he's horny. and lying naked in bed with his phone in his hand. and a little drunk from the whiskey he downed making himself dinner after his shift. but it's okay because he knows how to fix it.

a good old-fashioned jerk off session. except this time, he's got something new to try.

his phone is open in the app store, hovering over the download button for reddit. bobby had recommended it, and jordan's just on the right side of tipsy to actually check it out. downloading the app takes less than a minute; making an account takes even less; and then he's on the homepage, staring at random articles and stupid pictures of animals. the search bar sits at the top of the screen, beckoning him into a world of porn he's never seen. he taps his thumb against it, then pauses, considering what to search for.

he usually doesn't care what he's watching, content with a random video of a guy getting pounded long enough for him to orgasm, but this feels different. he has no clue what's in store for him, and it's kind of... exciting. an endless array of possibilities sits in front of him. hundreds of thousands of subreddits to explore. things he never even thought of doing or having done to him, or to do with someone. his fingers hover over the keyboard.

he types anal. because even though there are endless possibilities, you can never go wrong with it. five suggestions pop up, all of them containing the word anal, followed by many exciting things like creampie and squirting? jordan doesn't know what that is, but he doesn't like the sound of it. underneath, in even tinier letters, they list the number of members of each group and he's kind of blown away with the amount of people who would publicly follow porn, but then he kind of isn't.

he clicks on the first one; r/anal, and then immediately backs out with a quick, "fuck no." when he sees a vagina. he may think women are beautiful, but he doesn't want to jerk off to them.

that's okay. he'll just try again.

this time, he types gay anal and clicks on the top result. and there, right at the top of the page, jordan sees something that takes his cigarette-smelling breath away.

it's a video, captioned with a tongue emoji, posted by u/luhgeeky. it doesn't show any of the man's face, everything from his clavicle up out of frame, but jordan doesn't need to see his face because the pale swathes of skin he sees are enough. the guy is lying down on black sheets, furiously fucking himself with a dildo, his thick thighs pulled up to his chest.