DEHYDRATED AS FUCK!

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Chikn Nuggit was sitting on a bench and being dog and he was staring into the abyss
He was thinking deep thoughts when all of a sudden he saw a giant water bottle,

Chikn Nuggit: oh my gosh....it's beautiful🥹

so he ran to it and started biting it

Chikn Nuggit: Umm Delicious!! *crunch* OW MY TEETH!😫

But he was actually biting a tree instead Not a giant Water bottle, so this means he is very thirsty

Chikn Nuggit: I must be dehydrated, It was so bad that I couldn't even recognize the tree instead of the water bottle,

he was so thirsty he would have done anything for a drink, He quickly scrambled to find more water
He soon found a river and was so relieved

Chikn Nuggit: Im finally able to quench my never-ending thirst!

He started slurping down the river water, He managed to get somehow full from drinking all that water so he walked to the grass and sat down and he just watched birds chirping

Chikn Nuggit: It was so peaceful and quiet. The birds are singing their beautiful songs and Im just watching and listening to them. This was so lovely, I feel so peaceful, the birds and the soft wind feeling like they were gently hugging me.....this is perfect.

BUT UNTIL HE FELT THE ABSOLUTE URGE TO PEE LIKE HIS MOTHER FUCKING LIFE WAS ON THE LINE GODDAMNIT!!!!!

Chikn Nuggit: OH NO AHH!!!!

He quickly scrambled around, searching for somewhere to do his business, he couldn't hold it in any longer...

Chikn Nuggit: I FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO POP!!!

he was just about to let it all out right there and then until he noticed something! There it was!!

Chikn Nuggit: OH MY GOSH! The perfect place, no no no, the most perfect place ever!!

He immediately ran his little legs off towards it, but it was a door, but there was no bathroom no fire hydrant so is his only resort

Chikn Nuggit: I have no choice, I have to go now or I would have wet myself...

He slowly got into position

Chikn Nuggit: but Im not about to go down the embarrassment of ruining my pants in public, No way... There was no other option... It was either the door or my pants... Oh how cruel of a choice...

so he started peeing on the door and a huge wave of relief came

Chikn nugget: oh but this is so worth it........wait why is this place familiar?......OH NO!

the door opened and it turns out that this is fwench fwy's HOUSE!

Fwench fwy: who's there?..........CHIKN!?

Chikn Nuggit: I-.........

He just stand there completely speechless... Absolutely red... Embarrassed and ashamed, but his face just wouldn't stop burning... The anger he felt inside him... It was so intense... he had no words.... he just stood there, silently staring at his best friend, with an extremely red face... he had never felt so ashamed in my entire life..

Chikn Nuggit: fwench.....

after a literal minute, I'm not even joking, the peeing finally stopped, he wanted to see how Fwench was

Chikn Nuggit: h-how ar-ar-are you doing😰😰😰

Fwench fwy: um not sure about that.......i'm sorta numbed with the rage........imma go process this.....stay here

Fwench fwy close the door after a little while he screamed in absolute anger, chikn listened to Fwench scream in absolute anger, he could feel his heart sink down to his feet. He sat there, completely frozen and horrified... fwench fwy was more than upset with him... he couldn't imagine what fwench might do to him, if he saw fwench in his angry state... fwench was more furious than anyone he had ever seen him before, He couldn't believe what he done to his own best friend... he was horrified, and he was... scared..

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