N meets Boris

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Me : Alright N your up!

N : *excited* yay!

Me : *Teleports N to a random room*

Me : Alright so you're gonna meet Boris the Wol-

N : WOLF!? AREN'T WOLFS EVIL!?

Me : Don't worry Boris is different he has a banjo-

N : HE'S GONNA HIT ME WITH HIS BANJO!?

Me : *sighs and facepalms* I see why J gets frustrated with you...

Me : No N he is not gonna hurt you...

Me : *claps my hand and makes Boris appear*

N : *waves to Boris* H-hey Boris

Boris : *walks up to him and puts his hand on N's shoulder*

N : *:D*

Me : *>:O*

Boris : *takes N by the hand and takes him to another part of the room*

N : what are we doing? :D

Boris : *claps his hands and a table, chairs and two bowls of hot bacon (basically ink) soup appear and he sits down with N*

N : you want me to eat this?

Boris : *nods*

N : sorry bud I'm a robot and I can't eat other things-

Boris : *gives N the puppy dog eyes*

N : fine...*eats it*

N : *system error*

Me : *teleports N back*

Me : *looks at all of you people reading this* Who's next?

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