Kindergarten 2 -all missions- (KID'S POV)

The Hitman's Potty Guard

I see a lot of new people. A pony-tailed black person with a green jacket, A orange curly haired person with a blue and white striped shirt, A blonde haired person with a bon up that is wearing a light blue dress, Red shirt with blue tie person, standing next to a blue shirt with a red tie. They both look identical.  I'm guessing that's the people I have to talk to. I walk up to them and there is a red question mark up above the blonde with blue shirt and red tie. Someone clicks on it. "I've told you already, Teddy. The plan is full proof. Just do exactly what I tell you and--" He says. I suppose the other identical person is Ted. "I know..its just..I don't know Felix. This whole thing seems wrong. Ozzy hasn't done anything to us." Ted cut Felix off. "It'll be fine! Quit being such a--" Felix stopped. He saw me. "Ahem, how long have you been listening to our little chat?" Felix asked me. I didn't do nothing. There was one word on the screen for someone to click, and it was called 'Not long.' The person pressed it. I automatically said: "Not long." ~  "Good, I wouldn't want Ted here to get in trouble." Felix replied. "Hey! Why would I get in trouble? I didn't do anything." Ted said.

"Which is just so typical for you, Teddy." Felix sighed. "I'll just save our family company's for myself." He continued. "Good luck with that." I said. I walk over to Ted. "Oh, hey. I'm Ted." Ted says. "Why aren't you in on Felix's plan?" I said. Once again, automatically. "Because he is a good for nothing disgrace for my family's  name." Felix decides to answer my question that he heard..somehow. "I'm sorry, Felix! I just want to help!" Ted cried. "I can do this!" He continues. "Maybe I can explain this better during morning time. I'll be in the regular class--" Ted said, it wasn't long until Felix had to correct him. "The stupid class!" Felix corrects. Ted sighed. Poor Ted, his brother- I'm guessing -is real mean to him. "The stupid class...if you want to talk then." Ted said. "Okay, see you then!" I said. That demolished an apple. Oh yeah- I forgot to tell you about the apples! The apples are something important. If a text or something has a apple right by it, it means something good is supposed to happen. Basic. If I demolish all my apples, I go to the next subject with a set of new apples. But that isn't important. The important of the apples is that if one of them has a kid's face on them, you should probably go to that character. "Okay, Cool! I can't wait to get started! Now that I think about it...we can start now!" Ted happily says. "What do we need to do?" I said.

"Well...we're gonna need to distract Ozzy during morning time. Talk to him and see if you can figure out what will draw his attention." Ted explains. "Okay." I said. "And I'm gonna need someone who I can stage a fight with! Probably a girl. Although, with the rezoning, I'm not sure if there is any in the uh...dumb class." I wanted to laugh, but I couldn't. All I had to do is to say what the person clicks or...heh, wants me to do. "I know a dumb girl." I insisted. "Teddy, you can't pull this off. I'll handle it. Let it go." Felix mutters. "I'm gonna try. You'll see." Ted tries to convince Felix. I go straight to Cindy. That awful girl I dated yesterday... Monday. She was such a brat. "This school is so much more my style, especially the new selection of boys! What do you think?" Cindy says. Ugh, her boy shit. I am asexual. I don't like anyone. You know, you'd think I'd like any of the boys like Felix or pfft- a girl like Cindy. But never, have I EVER, found someone attractive. Look, just because I dated Cindy yesterday, which happened to know that Monday went a thousand X times., doesn't mean I found her attractive. "Ted wants your help with something." I told Cindy. "Oooooh! How forward! I've only been here for 5 seconds and I'm already being propositioned!" Cindy does her ~Romantic Voice~.  "Yeah. Wow. Amazing." I said, rolling my eyes. "Well then, he'll just have to go through a little test. Here's some gum. If he makes it find its way to another girl's hair, then it's a date." Cindy gladly said. "I'll let him know." I told her. "I don't like when a man keeps me waiting. I want it done before the bell rings. Chop chop!" Cindy mumbles. "He'll get right on it." I said. I wanted to call her "sassypants" but I couldn't. I went right over to Ted...again. "So, is there a girl you can set me up with?" Ted asks right away.  "Yup." I told Ted whilst handing him the gum. "Ewww. Why did you give me some chewed up gum?" Ted complains. "Stick it in a girl's hair." I said.