What to do when you see a roach:
Step 1: Walk up to it, slowly
Step 2: Look it straight in the eyes
Step 3: Make sure it's paying attention to you
Step 4: Say "Mum should've gotten an abortion when she found out you existed."
Step 5: Walk away, confidently, cuz you are that bitch 💅🏾🙄🚶🏾♀️👁👅👁