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Dacia, at the Roman Empire's funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves*
Dacia, leaning over the Roman Empire’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Roman Empire, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.

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