This is a book about a MADE UP religion, with stories and everything. I wrote all of this myself, dont repost. Nothing that is inside of this book is supposed to make fun of any other religions, this book is for entertainment only and is not suppose...
The holy clam of the truth from the sea, also called holy clam or clam of the sea, is a mythical creature, its a very weak semi god, made by the mighty fish god. The clam only has one power, wich is to tell you the truth about something, it can look in the future, but not in the past, ask for too much and it might pass. She can only be summond by the fish god, it is roumered that if you do the fish god a favour, they will summon the clam of truth, to grant you an answere, take too long to make a question up, the fish god might fall asleep in a cup.
Dont believe every word from the clam, she might be smart, she might be called the clam of the truth from the sea, but also she can be a meanie. Meet her on a good day, she might eaven help you with a decission ontop, hip hip huray. But once its time, she will flipity flop, away into the large ocean. She will swim back, go back where she came from, from the abyss of the ocean. Only to be summond again in the future, by her biggest friend, the fish god.
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If you do the fish god a favour, only to be granted an answere, the fish god will not grant you what you want. Only true kindness will be rewarded. be carefull, if you try to get yourself an answere granted by doing a favour only for this reason, the fish and the clam might trick you, they might be gods, but they sertainly can be playfull.
Let the future in, let the past be, oh my oh me. Please tell what is it, the answere to my biggest question, what might be your suggestion? Will you tell my saul, oh my oh me, oh holy clam from the truth of the sea.
