"Sup Bitch" said Kyle "Shut up.." says stan "Where do you want to go after school" says juicy fat Kyle. "Ummm your house" says Stan. "Ok good idea" says Kyle. A few hours later after school Stan goes to Kyles house. They mostly did Stupid shit outside until kyle asks to go inside to talk to him. "Hey stan lets go inside" "uh ok Kyle" Stan and Kyle go inside. They sit on kyles bed. "So uhh" Kyle says. "Yes Kyle?" Says Stan "I wanna date..." says Kyle. "Yes I have had a crush on you since 1992.." says Stan. Kyle does a juicy fat kiss on Stan. They start to make out. Sheila comes in. "KIDS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" "mom!" Says Kyle. "Stan walk home right now" says Sheila. "Ok.." Stan sighs and walks out of his door.
"Kyle why were you kissing Stan. He's your friend" "Mom I like Stan!" Says Kyle. "Well don't make out with him!" Says Sheila. "Mom I'm 10 I can do whatever I want." Says Kyle "That's a young you shouldn't do that" "shut up mom" says Kyle "KYLE!" Says Sheila. Someone knocks on the door. Kyle opens it. "Cartman what are you doing here!?" Says Kyle. Cartman has a Glock. Cartmans mom walks with a sniper. "Guys why do you have guns!?" "We just killed a kid in a blue shirt with a check mark on it" says cartmans mom. Cartman kills kyles mom with his Glock. "Kyle run!" Kyle smiles while running out of his house. Stan is outside waiting for Kyle. "Stan!" Says Kyle. They kiss eachother. Then Ayano comes to take Sheila's dead body. "Who's that chick" says Cartman. "I don't know" says Kyle. Kyle goes to live at Stan's house. In 2058 Kyle and Stan Marry. The end.
