cartoon pimp stock image was a wild child. it was cuffing season and all the girls be needin he needed a big boy, he needed a big boy needed a big boy.
so he decided that he would go on tinder and gave it a try.
"hmm.. bohilda?? no... the racoon from bear in the big blue house?? no.. the peculiar pieman of porcupine peak?? no.. WAIT"
he looked down and saw this stunning man with a grey mustache a sexy hat and purple apron. he was perfect. his bio read: looking for something light-hearted.. for now. WhAT A PERFECT MAN, he thought. what a time to be alive. he plied giddly around the gozleme resturant. the cartoon pimp stock image is bosnian by the way. and enjoyed turkish meals. they matched right away. he could hardly contain his excitement.
"hello.." a voice said
YOU ARE READING
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