cartoon pimp stock image x the peculiar pieman of porcupine peak

dick darstadley

"hello.." the voice said

"uhm hello" the cartoon pimp stock image said

the man took a seat beside him, and began asking him a few questions. "so uh do you want to grab a gozleme sometime?" he whispered seductively

"were in a gozleme store you twit" the cartoon stock image yelled in anguish

the man got a ring from his Nokia 5110, he answered it quietly whispering under his breath when he spoke. he closed the phone and glared at the cartoon pimp stock image, in a friendly way. 

"i have to go right now!"

the cartoon pimp stock image stood up in a rush.

"wait!!"

he turned back in shock with a worried look

"i didnt catch your name!!"

"its darstadly"

"dick darstadly."