It was an afternoon. Yes.
Quite an afternoon.
You were watching por- I mean, silly Youtube videos on your phone. Some animation memes, yeah. Then an ad popped up.
His distinctive blue eyes, red smile, and cone hat... you'd recognize that hottie anywhere. It was that man you had the BIGGEST crush on for like, ever. 'Cause he was so hot. As the ad played, you were flustered by his smexy voice. Your eyes glanced down as he displayed his bowls. Mm, those look really tasty.
Your stomach grumbled. "Man, I'm starving," you mumbled. Then a brilliant idea came to mind- to go to Jack in the Box. As you stepped in the car to drive there, you could almost taste the delicious curly fries, the chocolate milkshakes, the... mmmm, the bowls.....
Your mind drifted while you drove. You drooled. Quite a lot actually. But not just from the desire to taste all that delicious food, no, not just that. It was because you were imagining that sexy man. Jack...
SKKKKKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!!
"HOLY-" you froze. You just ran someone over. Dammit! YOU JUST RAN SOMEONE OVER WHAT THE FUCK DUDE YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION TO THE ROAD HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND YOU DUMBASS????
Trembling, you slowly opened your car door. You stared at the body. Holy shit. You just ran over the man you were hardcore simping over. Jack.
"J-J-J-JACK ARE YOU OKAY!?!" your voice broke as you screamed, hot tears slowly filling your eyes. "Jack..."
The man simply grunted and pushed himself up. "Hah, jeez, that was wild!" He stood and limped closer to you. "I'm fine, don't worry about me! Hey, you're kinda hot.. what's your name?"
You were still shaking. "I-I'm Y/N."
"Y/N, huh? Nice name. I'm guessing you know me, judging by that bumper sticker of me you got on your car."
"H-heh, yeah." You blushed.
"Y/N, it's really nice to meet you." he reached out and slowly grabbed your hand. "You seem hungry. Ravenous even. Wanna try my bowls?"
YOU ARE READING
JACKBOX X ANY GENDER READER (joke fic)
Romanceyou're pretty down bad for him i bet. well brace yourself ima be makin a jackbox x reader mauhuahhhahhHAHAHHA (this is a joke fic btw so don't expect genuinely hot stuff to beat off to, peeps)
