cute kinda fruity oneshots

"Are you old enough to drink?" "The ID in my wallet says I am"

hey, so this one isn't fruity, necessarily. it's not a relationship at all. also it probably won't make sense until the official story for ray and the other characters is published. i'm gonna ask if i can start posting chapters for it but we'll see. one last thing that i should've put in the first chapter: the title of each one shot will probably be a writing prompt if i used one, if not it's just some dialogue from the one shot.

"Hey, kid, I need you to come with me real quick," Skoros poofed in front of Ray, startling him, making him spill his coffee.
"If I could kill you, I would," Ray said, looking up at Skoros.
"I'll get you something better later, chill." Skoros put his feet down, finally standing instead of floating. "Anyways, I need you to come to Olympus with me real quick."
"Why?" Ray questioned, going to get a towel to clean up the spilled coffee.
"Just because," Skoros said, poofing them both out of the messy office.
"Hey, Ray, we need you..." Mira said, turning the corner, stopping mid sentence realising Ray was gone.

"Sorry I'm late, I had to retrieve a child," Skoros plopped down next to Apollo, leaving just enough space for Ray to squeeze in.
"You brought that betraying, disgraceful child here?" Zeus boomed, glaring at Skoros with anger.
"Okay, first of all, I'm sixteen. Second of all, you sir, have no room to call me disgraceful. And you know exactly what I mean when I say that so don't even try." Ray said before anyone else could make a peep.
"Just who do you think you are to speak to a God in such way?" Zeus stood.
"Do you think you're intimidating?" Ray failed to stifle a laugh. "You have to be kidding, right? You don't actually think you're intimidating, do you? Maybe you should go into stand up comedy," He picked up a cup, clearly filled with some kind of alcohol, Skoros had placed in front of him.
"Are you old enough to drink?" Poseidon asked, speaking before Zeus could say anything more, sparing everyone from having to listen to him.
"The ID in my wallet says I am," Ray said, taking another sip.
"What is your name?" Zeus asked, getting everyone's attention again.
"Ray."
"Ray what?" He pushed.
"What do you care?" Ray sipped his drink again, looking back at a fuming Zeus after. He rolled his eyes and sighed, "Stellard. Ray Stellard."
"What is your business here?" Zeus asked.
"I don't fucking know. This dumbass just appeared in front of me and dragged me here." Ray gestured to Skoros, who was calmly eating a kit kat and not paying attention. Zeus looked at Apollo.
"What? Poseidon has his kid here," Apollo said, pointing to a dark haired male who was sitting on the floor near the God of the Sea fidgeting with a pen.
"Poseidon's son didn't betray us, yours did." Zeus boomed once again. Apollo and Zeus, going back and forth with their arguing, were a big enough distraction for Ray to casually slip out, dragging Skoros with him.

"Take me back. I have shit I need to do and I'm gonna get killed if I don't get it done." Ray said, tearing his hand through his already messy hair. Skoros rolled their eyes and poofed Ray back into his office.
Ray sighed and went to sit back at his desk to finish up the battle strategy he had been working on previously.
"And where have you been, Stellard?"
Shit.