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In church IG

Everyone in there are singing. "Oh good unicorn, oh dead unicorn." You're over there with sergeant stranding from the door way watching them sing. Then father😘 started speaking. "Is it not true, my children. That the teddy bears are the true creation of god? Is it not true that the unicorns stole our fertile lands, the magic forest, that belonged to us by divine right? Is it not true the the unicorn must die? DEATH! DEATH TO THE UNICORNS!" "DEATH TO THE UNICORNS!" The bears in church yelled.

"MORSELS! DIRTY MORSELS" The lunch lady dude said as you swirls the wooden spoon in the pot from of whatever is in there. He put a spoon full in the mime brothers' plate. "There, eat!" Flies started flying around the morsels. The teal fluffy bear started gagging from a glance of the morsel. The panda started gagging while chewing it.

"That's disgusting!" Azulin said as he pushed the bowl away from him "Disgusting." One of the twin polar bears repeated back. "Why don't they give us bear food?" White bear spoke again. "Father said the magical forest is full of blueberries field!" The other twin said angerly. "Yes! Blueberries, we need blueberries!" Gordi told the group table happily which got everyone to agree. "Blueberries!! The nectar of god" The tall brown bear said. Then everyone started chanting"BLUEBERRIES! BLUEBERRIES! BLUEBERRIES!" and they kept repeating it till sergeant told them to shut up. "YOU'RE GOING TO EAT DIRTY PORRIDGE UNTIL OT COMES OUT OF YOUR EARS!THERE ARE NO NESTS HERE, MAMMALS AND DARLINGS! YOU SEE HERE, THEY ARE MADE FROM STEEL, BLOOD, AND PAIN! TODAY! I WILL KNOW WHAT THE TOUGH OF LOVE RECRUIT IS, AND IN THE END YOU'LL LIKE IT?"

"My child this chain will protect you." Father told the person who was now Infront of the line, passing out the heart chain necklaces. Ofc, you're standing besides him with a red first-aid backpack waiting for him to be done. "A cuddly heart for you." He gave to the last person in line. Then Sergeant appeared behind him, which made both of you turn around. "A cuddly heart for you too." He pulled another one for sergeant."sergeant looked at it for a second and looked back at the priest. "Keep that thing away from me" You already knew sergeant isn't a religious bear. (You rn🧍)

"Hello guys! I'm here now!" Gordi said excitedly.(he's my 3.0 babygirl) "no! Oh no, are you really bringing Gordi with us?!" Teal bear said(LIKE OF YOU DIDN'T WANT HIM TO SUCK YOU LATER, WHAT CHANGED YOUR MIND GODDAMN)

"AFFIRMATIVE, SOLDIERS ACHuchones, you need a beast of burden to take the materials!" Sergeant walked towards and grabbed his fat and squeezed it which made Gordi gasped. " 'I'm fat!' I know, i know" he said mocking Gordi's mind. "HE'S STRONG" Now he's gripping Gordi's shoulders and started shaking him a bit.

"But he'll slow is down! Nobody wants that." Panda spoke up. "HEY PANDA! Don't go too far, that's my brother!" Azulin spoke up defending Gordi. Gordi looked at at Azulin with his dad eyes. Azulin just winked at him.

Some old guy who's the boss of the military did his speech. Now sending the soldiers the war.



OMG GUYS, THE WAR IS STARTING, AREN'T YALL EXCITED?! 🤩🤩

OMG GUYS, THE WAR IS STARTING, AREN'T YALL EXCITED?! 🤩🤩

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(Not my art tho, I forgot who the artist was. It's in Twitter tho)

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