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"ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ ɪꜱꜱᴜᴇꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ꜱᴇɴꜱᴀᴛɪᴏɴ"

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"ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ ɪꜱꜱᴜᴇꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ꜱᴇɴꜱᴀᴛɪᴏɴ"

I've been in America for a couple of days now and somehow, I've convinced myself that unemployment is part of the cultural experience. I keep waking up late, wandering around with no job, no plan, not even a clue. It's strange — I thought coming to America would flip some "new life" switch inside me, but instead, it's like I'm floating. Just pretending I have my life together just because I own a couch and a set of mismatched mugs, a fridge full of cheap wine and leftover takeout. You'd think a girl living in a free apartment would at least try to make something of it — News flash: here I am, broke and delusional

So, there I was — 7 a.m. on a Sunday, exhausted, probably hungover. Shouldn't have had those beers. I did the usual: shower, coffee, questionable life choices. For some reason, though, I was feeling myself. Then I remembered why — I had $106 in my wallet. Easily earned by outsmarting a bunch of blokes who don't know how to play poker.

I got dressed, threw on some makeup (because, why not), and headed to Central Perk.

Gunther was at the counter, taking a lady's order, which gave me time to think about mine. I felt someone behind me — turned around — Joey.

"Hey, Diane!" he said, all smiles, practically bouncing.

"Hey, Joey. Why so chipper?"

"Oh, thanks for noticing! I got called back for an audition. I'm nervous and kinda... weirdly excited."

"Congratulations! And why's that?"

"Well, I usually don't even get callbacks. Half the time I don't make it to the audition, so yeah — it's a big deal. I don't wanna screw it up."

"You want to order first? You seem in a rush."

"Oh, thanks. Yeah, by the way, I wanted to ask yo—"

Gunther cut him off as soon as he finished with the lady.

"Good morning, foreign," he greeted me flatly.

"That's a new one. Morning to you too, Baldy."

Joey blinked, confused. "You know each other?"

"You got a problem with that?" Gunther shot back.

"No, dude, I just want my breakfast," Joey said with that cocky little smile of his.

Whatever weird rivalry they had, I didn't want to be part of it. Joey ordered, we said goodbye, and I couldn't help wondering what he'd wanted to ask me.

"What was that all about?" I asked.

"Tribbiani" Gunther complains with an angry expression "He can be an asshole sometimes" he then muttered.

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