"dang daddy ur [CENSORED] tastes so good!!!" charly says

"ur the only one who coudl ever get my creamy goo out before ;)" paul replies.

"well im kinda tired... weve been going at it for the past 3 weeks straight. i thing my butt cheeks ripped apart and my uterus is destroyed. anyways, lets talk about those murder charges now."

"ok babs" he winks 

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he was rushing down the side walk. he was the only bodyguard of the gamemaster left.

"i cant let my master down" he mutters to himself.

kyle broflovski, a fourth grader from south park, had been sent by the government to teh game master to become his head body guard for god knows what reason. last week, his entire gang of body guards (besides himself) had been slaughtered by paul breach. 

he took sight of a man in an apartment going at it with a young looking girl. he looked oddly familiar....

"is that him??" he thought to himself. 

he took out his ultra mega awesome telescope that can see through walls to see who it was. to his astonishment, it was in fact, paul breach.

"theres that god damn bastard." 

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