1. Do not touch strange things. It never ends well.
2. If your friends and family are acting odd, try and see why. All bets are off if they try to kill you. By that point, it's usually too late.
3.Being introverted protects you against more SCPs than you think it does. Try to avoid social events if you can.
4. Remember, your eyes can betray you. So can your ears. Anomalies love to abuse your senses.
5.If you get any sort of file containing device (i.e flash drives, USBs, CDs, etc) in the mail that you DIDN'T request to have or buy, chuck it in the trash. Nothing good will come of it.
6.Go swimming only in swimming pools. Even then, be careful.
7Regularly take pictures of the inside of your house. If you see mold that doesn't show up to your naked eye, it's time to move ASAP.
8.If you’re gonna have kids, make sure to be very careful with them. Lots of anomalies target them in specific.
9.Invest in quality boots, gloves, and other PPE. You never know what it can protect you from.
10. Don’t leave your house at night unless you have to. If you have to, carry a legal self defense weapon.
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The SCP Survival Guide
RandomEver wanted a how to guide on how to survive in the SCP verse? Look no further! This guide will give you all the tips and tricks you could possibly need to survive death and fates worse than it! Warning: Not all tips can save you from death or fate...