21. Have a Bail Bag ready. A Bail Bag contains everything you and any family members would need to survive for a few weeks homeless. You’re never gonna want to use the Bail Bag, but you’ll be glad you have it when you do.
22. Read the TV Tropes Genre Savvy guide. ESPECIALLY the horror, Urban Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Kaiju, and Meta Fiction sections. They contain useful advice.
23. In addition, read the Evil Overlord List and Additional Hero Vows. Some of the info there might apply.
24. ANY business containing the acronym SCP should be a cause of concern, ESPECIALLY if they’re relatively recent to your area. When they show up, you're gonna wanna bail.
25. Speaking of acronyms, here’s some to avoid: GOC, ACY, GAW, AR, MC&D LT., and GRU. Don't mess with these guys.
26. If you notice your family member is suddenly selling all they can get their hands on, it might be time to cut all contact with them and apply for a restraining order, especially if they attack you. They might try to sell you too.
26. If you can, set your settings in image sharing websites to only show you images if you click on the post itself. This will save you lots of headaches.
28. Don’t reply to any user called HOGSLICE, or any variation of said username. It's never a good idea to do this.
29. If anything is pushing you to be overly masculine or feminine, it's not good. Stay away.
30. Stay out of the former territory of the USSR, Nazi Germany, and Imperial Japan. There are many anomalies here.
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The SCP Survival Guide
RandomEver wanted a how to guide on how to survive in the SCP verse? Look no further! This guide will give you all the tips and tricks you could possibly need to survive death and fates worse than it! Warning: Not all tips can save you from death or fate...
