How the Autobots and Decepticon War Started

This is a joke and one parter-

Hello, my name is Skyslicer I am a Predacon. I should say a Decepticon Dragon. Anyway, I'm here to discuss something. The war.. Autobots vs Decepticons, why am I telling this? Well, let us say it's not what we may think. It all started on Cybertron, a lovely planet holding life on its own. A beautiful planet it was, two guys Megatronus and Orion Pax, close friends feeling like brothers. The shame it was to see them fight against each other. You may be thinking "didn't megatronus want power and to rule all of the universe?" well you could say that. But it all started with something Much smaller, not to small, but small. Starscream, a Seeker being the oldest of his little brothers Thundercracker, and Skywarp. Starscream was always a mischievous little Seeker, but bold at heart. It all began when Starscream, Orion Pax, and Megatronus met. I will call him Megatron because he's the great leader, and Orion Pax just Orion. Starscream was bold at heart, yes and it caught Megatrons attention. Starscream had a good heart too and so that caught Orions attention. Both mechs at that point liked the Seeker, I'd say he's a piece of shit traitor, but nonetheless both mechs liked him. Over time they grew up, Starscream being an air commander, Orion a Librarian, and Megatron was just being Megatron. Starscream had some what of an attraction to the mech, other than Orion being generous and kind. They were in the library one day megatron asked "Starscream will you be my Sparkmate?", Starscream at this point was shocked, but happily obliged Megatron. Orion on the other hand didn't like it very much. Orion just pulled Starscream over and kissed his forehead. Starscream was beyond embarrassed at this point. Megatron pulled Starscream over and licked his cheek. You heard me right. Licked. His. Cheek. Nothing wierd about that, anyway, both Orion and Megatron both glared at each other. I should say they gave each other the death stare, Orion slowly pulled Starscream over and Megatron shouted "THIS IS WAR ORION!" shortly after, Orion became Optimus Prime leader of the Autobots and Megatronus became Megatron leader of the Decepticons. So you can say the whole war started over a little fight over a Seeker, who chose their mate when they asked. Lesson: Don't fight over someone it's dumb especially when they said yes to someone. Have a good day. You motherchuckers...PS. Megatron stated he wanted to rule the universe and Cybertron just to hide the fact he's gay for Starscream.
Like I said this is a joke-!