OS - Zara Zara Behekta hai

Zara Zara Behekta hai

"Anuj Shaant rahiye ne thoda. Vo sun lenge hume," Anu said to Anuj, leaning slightly to the left to see better.

"Arre yaar mujhe nahi pata. Uske hath pure meri behen pe hai," Anuj grumbled, pouting in his seat as Anu stuffed some popcorn into his mouth.

"Chup. Bilkul chup. Vo chup chap apni seat pe respectable distance pe baitha hai. Movie hall k bicho bich," Anu said. "Shukhar manaye last row ki corner seat pe nahi baithe dono."

Anuj actually growled at her, causing her to laugh. He was all worked up about Mukku's date, and the only reason she was watching some flop movie in a movie theatre was because Anuj had been tearing his hair out over Mukku, and it was Anu's job to tear his hair out, preferably while his mouth was doing something very different down there.

"Main ladko ko jaanta hu. Unke dimaag single track pe chalta hai, jab yese date pe aaye hote hai," Anuj whined, shoving popcorn into her mouth.

"Acha ji" Anu teased him. "Fir toh aapke dimaag main bhi ye hi chal raha hoga humari pehli movie date pe"

"Ha obviously," Anuj answered. "But in my defence,  tumne low-cut white kurti pehni thi, aur tumhare cleavage pe til bahut hot lag raha tha, uparse tumhare collar bones. Ab kaise koi banda na pighle."

And he casually dropped his arm around her shoulder, his hand softly stroking over her breast, before she elbowed him in the gut.

"Ugh," Anuj moaned as he lost his breath. "Violence! Violence! Violence! Main toh bas apni baat prove kar raha tha."

"Hum public place main hai Anuj."

"Movie hall ki last row ki corner seat pe. Abhi tumne hi uska use bataya tha."

"Bhap!"

"Dekho Anuj vo banda bahut sahreef hai. Kuch nahi kar raha. Movie khatam hone wali hai, usse pehle ki vo humme pakd le, hume nikalna chahiye," Anu suggested, pulling on his hand.

"Kitne kaam log hai movie hall main aur sab aage baithe hue hai. Upar se hume koi disturb bhi nahi kar raha. Na GK, na bapuji aur nahi tumhare shaitan saman bache, especially vo saput samar jo humesha galat time pe disturb karta hai. Aur abhi toh humara honeymoon hai," he said, his nose brushing against her neck.

"Shaadi ko 4 mahine ho gaye hai Anuj. Honeymoon khatam. Aapke iss honeymoon k chakkar main mujhe pata nahi last 6 ghante ki neend Puri kab mili thi raatko. Waise bhi abhi ghar jaake bhi pareshaan karenge mujhe toh thoda sabr rakhiyene," Anu reminded him, but her resolve was quickly fading as his hand stroked over her thigh.

"Oh, hello, madam, Vo raat ko main tumhari wajah se so nahi pata hu. Tum itni demanding ho. Office main sab mujhe look dete rehte hai, jab main thaka thaka ubasiya leta hu. Pata hai kitni sharam aati hai mujhe tumhare raatbhar k shoshan ki wajah se. Aur sab jaanta hu main abhi bhi thodi der pehle tum woh hi soch rahi thi"

Anu blushed as she recalled her previous indecent thought, but she boldly stated, "Mera haq banta hai, aapka naajaayaz faida uthane ka. Biwi hu aapki samje. Upar se aap itne hot hai. Kaise koi control kare khudko. Aur aaj kal bahut safeed shirt pehne lage hai jaise jaante nahi ki usme aapko dekh k mere se control nahi hota"

"Toh abhi bhi mat karona," Anuj said, pressing his lips against hers.

Anu moaned into his mouth, the hand rest digging into her skin as she pushed Anuj back into his seat and attempted to lean in closer. They were so preoccupied with one another that they didn't notice the movie ending or the lights turning on.

"Bhai! Bhabhi!" yelled a voice from behind Anu, and she turned around to see her Mukku's horrified expression, "Anu tumne promise kiya tha bhai ko piche nahi aane dogi"

And they are doomed.

She continued, "Waise aap dono kar kya rahe the."

Anu fumbles but replied, "Kuch nahi... Kuch bhi toh. Chalo Ghar chalte hai aur mujhe Samar ka phone aa raha toh main aap dono ko parking main milti hu"

"Mujhe bhi office se phone aa raha. Sharman tum mukku ko ghar chodd dena." Anuj replies and then he continued with stern expression, "Abhi k abhi"

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P.S. I also uploaded a new chapter of Khabar-E-Tahayyur-E-Ishq two days ago. If you haven't already, go check it out.