A Black Swan (And A Neverseen) Chatfic

FiNtAn LiKeS gIsElA (or is it Bronte?)

Brant is online.

Brant: MOONLARK!!!

Moonlark is online.

Moonlark: what

Brant: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII wannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa swingggggggggggggggggggg on the chandelierrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Brant: ON THE CHANDELIERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Moonlark: what-

Brant: hehe

Brant: I have an idea 😈

Moonlark: and what is this idea? 🤔

Brant: let's make fun of Fintan

Moonlark: and how would we do that? 🤔

Brant: I got blackmail

Moonlark: and what is this blackmail? 🤔

Brant: Moonlark, stop already

Moonlark: and why should I do that? 🤔

Brant: STOP

Moonlark: lol that was funny though

Brant: 😤

Brant: so ANYWAYS...

Brant: the blackmail I have of Fintan is...

Brant: drumroll please...

Moonlark: get on with it please...

Brant: FintanlikesGisela

Moonlark: bless you?

Brant: no you idiot 🙄

Brant: I said that Fintan likes Gisela

Moonlark: 🤯

Moonlark: 🤯🤯

Moonlark: 🤯🤯🤯

Moonlark: 🤯🤯🤯🤯

Brant: no

Brant: why are you being extra annoying today

Moonlark: the better question is,

Moonlark: why NOT?

Brant: good reason

Brant: so

Brant: what do we do with this information?

Moonlark: "we"?!

Moonlark: I'm sorry but this is just with

Moonlark: Me, Myself, and I

Brant: really witty, Moonlark 😒

Moonlark: thank you!

Brant: that was sarcasm, idiot

Moonlark: I know

Moonlark: so are you guys gonna add me to the group chat?

Brant: how do you know about that

Moonlark: one word: Dex

Brant: DAMMIT THAT KID IS TOO GOOD

Moonlark: oh yeah and he completely changed your registry file with Keefe

Moonlark: so now the whole thing says

Moonlark: i'M a StUpId H*E

Brant: UGH

Brant: we're gonna add you later

Brant: I don't know when

Moonlark: WELL IT BETTER BE SOON

Moonlark: I CAN'T WAIT TO HUMILIATE FINTAN

Moonlark: wait a second...

Brant: what?

Moonlark: YOU GAVE ME FALSE BLACKMAIL

Brant: WHAT!?!?!

Brant: BUT FINTAN DOES LIKE GISELA

Moonlark: NOT ANYMORE

Moonlark: COUNCILLOR BRONTE TOLD ME THAT HIM AND FINTAN ARE METTING UP

Brant: okay new blackmail

Moonlark: oh and also I'm changing your name to 

Moonlark: Failed First Four Pyrokinesis Lessons Guy

Brant: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT

Moonlark: Dex hacked into the group chat and saw the text "Fintanny" sent

Moonlark: which BTW is his new name now

Moonlark: Also why is your name Branty

Moonlark: Acually your name is gonna be Branty from now on

Moonlark has changed Brant's name to Branty.

Branty: OH YOU ARE SO ON

Branty has changed Moonlark's name to Soapy Sophie.

Soapy Sophie: HEY!

Branty: that what you get, loser

Soapy Sophie: Dex is finding your location as we speak

Branty: WHAT NO GO AWAY

Branty is offline.

Soapy Sophie: hehe

Soapy Sophie has changed their name to Sophie Foster.

Sophie Foster is offline.