I still Love You - South Park Post COVID [Style]

Chapter 15

Stan

After giving Kyle the best orgasm of his life, we had cleaned up the mess in our pants and wrapped his bloody hand at the nurses office. When we came back to the others, they were all fully awake and set our plan. Which somehow lead us to a church where Cartman's group had gathered. He had both Butters, and Clyde in his side. How had he managed that? I have no idea. I'm guessing he reverted back to his narcissistic, selfish ways of manipulation and threats to scare them into joining him. Once a Cartman, always a Cartman.

"They probably have Tweek and Craig. I doubt they'd join their side but they just disappeared. They may be holding them captive." Kyle walked by my side as we approached the church doors.

"I wouldn't be surprised, it's Cartman, after all."

Kyle chuckled and peered through the windows, I followed close behind.

"He's giving them some kind of speech. Clyde is the poor bastard who he's... forcing into the chair?"

"What?"

"He's using the machines. Somehow he got them up and running, and he's going back in time."

"Why would he need to go back in time?"

"I don't fucking know, but I'm ready to beat his ass."

Kyle stepped back from the window, pulling me by the hand to the church doors. He looked at me for approval, which I nodded in reply. We both pushed against the doors with all our might. Our combined strength being just enough to force the doors open, breaking the wooden stick Cartman set in attempt to keep us out.

"Start the initiation sequence!" Cartman yelled, pointing to Clyde in the chair. "Now Now, Now. Go!"

He ran to Butters, and whispered something to his ear beyond our level of hearing. But Kyle and I came prepared for this very moment.

Butters cracked his knuckles, and strutted towards us. He wore his confidence on his sleeve before staring us down, meeting us once again.

"Gentlemen, I am about to make you rich beyond your wildest dreams."

"Alexa." Kyle and I spoke in unison, both the robotic women came walking in behind us. Butters face shifted from confident, to confused as he stared blankly at the two women.

"We'd like to sign our friend here up for Prime membership."

Kyle and I stepped aside, allowing the Alexas to back Butters up into a corner. They bombarded him with the benefits of Amazon Prime deals and ways he could save money. Beating him at his own game. He stumbled back, confused and interested at the same time.

I strutted beside Kyle to the altar, where Cartman froze in horror.

"Kevin, throw the fucking switch!"

"It needs another minute to prime."

"Kevin, God dammit!"

Once Kyle and I were within a three foot range, Cartman threw his arms out wide to stop us from approaching Clyde. He looked desperate, scared, and angry at the same time. All I could do was question why he was doing all of this.