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Donnie: Hey in lesbian
Leon: I thought you were American..-
Donnie:
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-2012 universe-Donnie: I have a crush
Casey leaning against the doorway:
Donnie: And I need to get rid of it
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Donnie: It follows me around how do I get it to stop?April: What? Who's following you?
Donnie looking at Casey: that
Casey: I'm not a that Donnie!
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April rejecting Donnie for the third time:Casey pushing April out the way: Hey Don why don't I take you out later? You can obsess over me~
Donnie: Casey! 💀
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Casey: So if I have a Donnie and multiply that how many Donnie's would I have?April: Two?
Casey: Exactly
April: Casey wtf?
Casey: I want two Donnie's ;)
April: I-
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A random person holding a gun to Donnie's head: I'll give you a minute to text someone and tell them goodbyeDonnie texting Casey: Call the police you stupid dork
Casey: Will do :)
Donnie: Done
The guy: Already? I said a minute
Donnie: yeah and that minute will come
The guy: The minute?
Donnie: He's not a good driver okay?!
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The Big Book Of Capritello!!!!
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