Different Fandom Incorrect Quotes

The Russian-Snowflake Family

Cassidy: I know this isn't going to end well and I don't care. So don't you try and stop me, Mahiru!

Mahiru: I wasn't stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this. 

Cassidy: Hey Hiyoko! Some dude is about to go jump in a well!

Hiyoko: [Scoffs] What an idiot!

Silver: I'M ABOUT TO GO JUMP IN A WELL!!!!!!

Ruv: [Pushing Hiyoko] THAT'S MY ИДИОТ!!!!

Hiyoko: Dad, what the hell?!

Ruv: Hiyoko, I know I just pushed you, but let's watch the fucking language!

Cassidy: I'm 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome.

Himiko: That's 200%.

Cassidy: I'm twice the man you'll ever be.

Himiko: But you're a girl.

Cassidy: It's 2023, Himiko! I can identify as whatever the hell I wanna be!

Himiko: So, I can identify as a dinosaur?

Silver: Do you think I'm plastic?

Hiyoko: No.

Silver: Phew. Oka-

Hiyoko: Plastic, at least, has some use in life. You're not plastic.

Ruv: [While the kids were watching TV at full volume] Go fuck yourself.

Silver: Come over here and fuck me yourself you coward!

Mahiru: I love murder mysteries!

Ruv: [Trying to impress her] Me and Himiko have been suspects in two murder cases, and Hiyoko's been a suspect in one murder case.

Hiyoko: [While trying to hide a dead body] Make that two as well, dad!

Mahiru: GUYS, WHAT THE FU--

Mahiru: I'm so excited!

Hiyoko: We're gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...

Cassidy: And have the biggest stomach aches ever!

Himiko: Yeah!

Hiyoko: [Walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium]

Silver: Hiyoko, what did you think a tiger shark was?

Cassidy: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?

Ruv: Why should I feed you if your just gonna die anyways?

Cassidy: ...I'll go make my bed-

Cassidy: A mosquito tried to bite me, and I slapped it and killed it, and I started thinking. Like, it was just trying to get food. What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Silver: Are you ok?

Silver: Did it hurt when you fell-

Ruv: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-

Silver: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.