The Man Who Inherited the Female Titan-A short crackfic

Milo: The tiddie guy

TW: CRACKFIC + SPOILERS (?)

Milo had always been insecure about himself, the other volunteers would always tease him for his larger breasts. He tries to not let himself be put down by their snide remarks. He tries to hype himself up every morning whilst putting on his uniform. Telling himself "I am confident. I am strong. And I will rock my man boobs!!" Sometimes his room mates look at him weirdly but he tries to not let that get him down. *insert 4th wall breakage*: None of this is important to the fact that he become the female titan, we just wanna say that maybe the only reason he has tiddies in titan form is because he has man boobs(?). *Closing the dimension gap* Today in particular he goes ham with the motivational speech to where even the others down the hall can hear him, so his room mates give him a fair beatdown in front of everyone later that day. Everyone (who wasn't killed in the rumbling), knows of the fateful showdown at the dock, in which Milo truly became the big tiddie queen he is. That day was the day that Annie Leonheart took her final breaths after a long and tireless fight went down. While fighting, Mikasa came and told Annie something (prolly that her family was slaughtered in the rumbling) and she just gave up on life like the lame-o she is, thus allowing our big booby friend, Milo, to eat her. This was the day humanity truly won its freedom (tatakae our bird friend). Anywho, Milo's transformation was giving drag queen fr and I think he would totally eat (literally /srs) if he decided to take that path (bc we stan). Anywho (x2), Hange would be proud of the accomplishments that were made in titan research, who would've known that the female titan could've been inherited by a man and STILL have big, juicy, heckin, badussy, badoimpers?!

Anyways thanks for reading this garbage, like for an obamaxsangwoo fanfic xoxo <333