Hell with a Smile

Hows your da-..WHAT THE!

6 years later

Ash, age 16

I finished training as I felt and notice my muscles getting more scars

I hear up which was setting fabric on my shoulders and putting the sword I got years ago from..a trade I think- I don't care to remember

I made a sheath out of spare leather

Along with my boots,mask and outfits I made

I walk out as I pull my hair over my shoulder and see the burned ends I got awhile ago I just never cut off the burned parts

My hair now reached my lower back so that's nice

I heard what sounded like splash potions break

I crouch as I take out my sword and hide behind a rock

I see a glowing purple before I head over and head over to see a black rectangle with a purple swirly thing inside

I walk over to see a young piglin come out along with an a tall ender in a suit- wait a suit?

"Hey little one" I whisper as the piglin looks over

"Hello!" He said as I kneel down as the endermen teleported over to me and sent his lanky knee to my face

I stood up and pointed my sword at him

"Don't hurt dad!" The little piglin said as I put my sword away and raised my hands, one feeling around my eye since the piglin father had to knee me in the eyes it's now black

I get set in a choke hold as I flip the person over me and pin him to the ground

The endermen took me off and picked me up making my feet unable to touch the ground

The shorter bee- which I didn't see for starts yelling in English angry at me

"I-I only speck piglin" I say as I look to the little piglin who I'm guessing translated it

The endermen put me down as I went to pick up my sword as the bee took it as stared at it

I tried grabbing it back but he showed the sword to the endermen

They shared English words before the little piglin ran up to me and hugged my legs

I look down at the piglin before gently running my hands through his hair making him purr

The enderman pulled me away from the little piglin as I notice the piglin running to the bee and distracted him

I saw my sword in the endermans hand and I run up to said enderman and tackled him and grabbed my sword and stood up placing the sword on their chest holding them down with my foot

"Dad!" The piglin said as I look at the little one

"P-please don't hurt him" he says as the bee man steps in front of the piglin

I lifted my foot and sword off of him as I put my sword in it's sheath as I put my hands on my head

"Dad! Are you ok? It's ok I saved you" I heard the little one say as the bee man came up to me as I took heavier breaths

He looked up at me fore telling me something

I look at the little one as he came up to me and grabbed my leg as I kneel down slowly and look at the little one

"He asked you how you made me purr- well he said turn to a cat" he said as I smile

"Why don't you answer for me" I say as he looks to the bee man and talked to him

"He said why you have a sword with TB on it- and could to scratch my head?- also there both my dads Ranboo, and Tubbo" he said as I nodded and picked him up alerting bee ma- Tubbo

I wrapped one arm around his waist the other to his head and I played with his hair careful of his ears

"He..lL0" I heard someone say as I turn to see the enderman- Ranboo say

"Hello" I say as he smiles and goes by Tubbo

"Can you tell your dad that I found the sword next to me" I say as the little one nods and repeats my words in a different language

"He asked you who trained you and if your alone"

"That's personal, do you grow up with human culture?"

"We'll I am zombie piglin- I'm Michael by the way! Anyway I act like human just with a piglin language" he explained as he spook human words

I saw the enderman walk up to me with a test tube with a pointy thing at the end

I pull out my sword and hover it over Micheals throat as I look at them

"What are you doing..?" He asked

" I won't hurt you, if you tell Rainbow to lower his weapon"

"That's a needle" he said as he shared human words before they both charged at me and I ran and slide in between them so they crashed together

I let go of Micheal as he explains something before looking at me and handing me a pouch

"I heard it's a thank you for piglins" he said

"Thank you for what?" I ask

"You understand me!" He said before running off

I open the pouch to see gold

I smell more mental coming off of the little one

I put the pouch in a bag as I sneak behind the little one my body folded into 90• as I look for the gold

Ranboo turned behind and saw me

"Oh no silly don't follow is" Micheal said as I realized he was the smell

I picked him up and cradled him in my arms

"DrOp" Tubbo said as I throw him the pouch of gold them pointed to my eyes before I went into full instincts

My instincts made me go and take the pouch back and put it in my pockrt and take out my sword

The enderman left which is fine probably going to steal some blocks

"Are you ok?" The little one said

"It's ok little one I'll protect you from that..human" I say as I felt something go into my neck

I screech as I turn around trying to hit whoever's behind me

He teleports out of the way as I feel more dizzy

I put the little one down and my sword away as the little one holds my legs

The human- bee thing- Tubbo took the little one away

I fall as I felt my braid behind tugged

"WHAT THW HELL MAN- NOT COOL" I yell as I felt my hair undo it's self from the braid

I prop myself up with my arms as I get kicked in the stomach

I heard the little one yelling as the enderman went up to his family and hugged them then teleported away

I got my vision back as I moved my arms making me lay down

I heard a ghast as I looked up to see one of the edge of the cliff making whining noises

"I'm alright bud... I just need to breath" I say as it carefully flys in and lays near me as he both just lay there

I stood up slowly as it coke closer to me and uses its arms to help me stand

I take their hand as I stand up then I ago hug the ghast

"Thanks bud, have a good day take care of the wife" I say as he makes a happy noise and leaves, probably going back to its next

I walk back to the purple swirly thing as I sit down and watch it move

I fell asleep leaning againt the wall of soulsand

Why do I fall asleep in the weirdest places

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