Just a Normal Meeting

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I don't own any rights or anything to the Hetalia universe. Just the story idea. And a Gilbird I keep on my desk. (By the way, I only "accented" the German's 'ands'. I'm a lazy person.)

It was a regular day, with a regular meeting. That, of course, meant that all of the countries had just gotten finished yelling at each other, and were currently taking a break.

America was hosting the World Meeting at his place, and had to run out to the closest McDonalds to get food for "everyone", (even though they all knew it would be mostly for him.)

"Ah, my stupid Alfred." England sighed, though, being a bit of a romantic at heart and having a soft spot for the American, couldn't help but think his exuberance was endearing.

"I am sure America-san had good intentions." Japan said. He was on friendly terms with the American, and liked to play new video games with him from time to time, as well as watch anime, read manga, and discuss their different cultures with the young nation.

*zzzzpppp*

"Wha-What the bloody hell was that?!" England said, turning to the direction of the sound.

It came from behind a closet door, one that a certain German and a certain Italian had just vacated...

"Ohonhonhon, what is this? Do I smell the beautiful scent of l'amour in here?" France said.

They all turned to look at him oddly. (Except for a blushing Germany, who was inspecting his shoes intently, and Italy, who was clinging onto him, ve-ing and sleeping as usual.)

"Can you throw your voice or something?" China asked, looking at the Frenchman.

"No!! That wasn't me!! And how would I be able to smell Germany's and Italy's remnants of lovemaking from all the way out here?!" France said, looking a bit freaked out.

"Hey," a voice inside the closet said, that sounded suspiciously like America, "I heard voices outside. Maybe there are people who can help us?"

"I doubt it, who would be able to send us back to 1901? It's stupid Britain's fault we ended up here anyway." Russia said, emitting his signature 'kolkolkol' sound.

"Well, we shouldn't stand around like pussies then! Let's go out and see who it is!" Prussia shouted.

"Hey guys, I'm back with the burg-"

CRASH!!!

The nations looked at each other, dumbfounded. They all had a person who looked exactly like them.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, BASTARDS!?!?" Romano screamed.

All hell broke loose.

The room was in chaos, people were running around screaming that it was finally the end of the world, yelling at their respective doppelganger, or just sitting in their chairs, shocked.

"EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!" Germany yelled at the top of his lungs.

Everything stopped, and everybody stood in place.

Italy, however, was still sleeping in the German's lap.

"Let's all calm down, und talk about this...situation." he said, coaxing everyone to pull up chairs beside each other.

"So, I guess your first question would be where you are at, since I assume you all know how you got here?" Germany asked the group.

They nodded.

"Well, the year is currently 2013, und we're in America's land." Germany explained calmly.

"We're in that bloody git's country?! If it was up to me I'd never see the little shit!" Britain exclaimed from his seat beside of England.

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