[My AU] Learning Blocks Sh*tposts

How to be a Pirate!

R was willing to teach the alphakids about pirates but they had other plans...

(Finally another prank chapter that isn't A's masquarade.)

R :"Welcome future ship mates! Now, who can tell me what a pirate says?"

Y raises his hand.

R :"Whats your answer little lad?"

Y :"Why are we doing this?"

R :"Beacuse ye mother told me to!"

Y :"Why did she tell you to?"

R :"Because she wanted to teach me to teach you about pirates."

Y :"And why did she want you to teach us about pirates?"

R :"Uhm... Because pirates are cool?..."

Y :"Why are they cool?"

R :"Because they hunt for treasure!"

Y :"Why?"

R :"..."
"lets learn about a pirate battle! Now, why do pirates battle?"

W :"B-Because their u-upset?"

He starts tearing up.

R :"N-no! Please don't cry! Its because of a pirate's love for treasure!"

W :"R-Really?"

R :"Thats right little lad. Now, who wants to learn how to hold a sword!"

J :"But aren't swords dangerous?"

R :"Right lass, but we're immortal! So why not?"

She gives each of them a sword.

R :"Now these are sharp so don't-"

W starts to cry.

R :"Whats wrong lad?"

W :"J CUT HER FINGER!"

R :"... Lass what did ye do?

J :"I accidently cut my finger."

R :"I'm gonna get ye a band-aid."

She left and W stopped crying.

Y :"Great plan W! Now what should we do?"

J :"Maybe we should try to fly-"

Y :"Why?"

W :"Y you can stop doing that now."

Y :"But its fun!"

He continues saying 'Why' repeatedly.

Later...

R :"I'm back maties..."

The place J was cut was healed, but there was chaos everywhere. Y was still saying 'why', J was trying to fly, and W is tying to stop the two. He soon notices R.

W :"I-I can explain..."

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