[My AU] Learning Blocks Sh*tposts

Speeches...

Zero walks on stage, she didn't want to do this but she was forced to.

Everyone was there, since it was a What-ifer announcement afterall.

0 (trying to be happy) :"Hello numberland!"

A (from the crowd) :"And Alphaland!"

0 :"Right... Well, today I have a speech for all of you blocks! Requested by..."

She looks at her notes.

0 :"G and 35..."

G and 35 were clapping while the other blocks looked at them.

0 :"Now to start this misserable experience! Today ladies and gentle blocks we will be talking about why we should use paper instead of plastic. Yay..."

Most of the blocks in the crowd were silent, and some knew whats coming.

0 :"Anywayyyy, lets get started shall we-"

18 :"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!😴"

12 nudges her brother.

12 :"Brother I know the races have been cancled because of this but rant about it later please."

18 :"No way! BOOOO-"

12 covers his mouth.

0 :"Uhhhhhhh ok...😐 Oh well, the show must go on!"
    "Hello Alpha and Numberblocks! Welcome to this misserable experience called a speech! Now you may be asking yourself, Why should we use paper instead of plastic?

3 :"No one asked!😑"

I :"We're better of talking about, well, me!"

3 :"Psh, yeah sure.😮‍💨"

I :"Excuse me!"

15 :"I! 3! Stop fighting, this is important."

Besides G and 35 the agents were willing to hear this aswell.

0 :"Ahem! Do you want to move on with your lives or be stuck here for the rest of the day? Now where was I?"

I :"🙄".

0 :"Oh yeah!"
     "Well today, I will be tell you the Pros and Cons of replacing plastic with paper.

V :"Can we get strait into the point? I'm suposed to go fast! Really fast!"

18 manages to get 12's hand (nub) off.

18 :"Same here! Go on already!"

8 :"Besides we have hero work to do."

X :"Indeed my excellent friend!"

27 :"Same here."

0 :"WILL YOU ALL LET ME SPEAK ALREADY!? OR DO I HAVE TO DELETE ALL YOUR MOUTHS TO DO THAT!? 😡"

The entire crowd seems to shut up.

0 :"Thank you!😁"
     "And first of all, we should use paper because it's more recyclable than plastic. By that, I mean paper has a high recycling rate while plastic is mostly sent to landfil.
Second of all, it is because paper is much more sustainable than plastic as it is biodegradable and breaks down much quicker.
And finally, Beacuse paper is more eco-friendly the reason behind this is, like I said before, paper is more biodegradeable than plastic.

And that concludes the Pros, now for the Cons.

G :"Wait thats it-"

H and F shush her.

0 :"You see, paper is less durable than plastic, which means it can break more easily and and is more susceptable to fire and water damages. It also consumes alot of energy and rescources to make than plastic. And lastly, even though paper is more recycleable it can't be recycled infinitely, it is said it can only be recycled 5-7 times before it can't be recycled anymore!"

7 :"Well thats... I don't know if thats lucky or not.😶"

14 :"Me neither dude, its probably a bad thing since its in 'sector con'."

0 :"And that concludes the Cons, and in conclusion...

If we use paper instead of plastic there will be Pros but there will also be Cons, and in my opinion the Pros outweigh the cons. But that is just in my opinion, what do you think? Is paper better than plastic? Or is plastic better than paper? Thank all of you blocks for suffering and allowing me to help you all sleep! If you don't understand anything I said, GOOD!😃 I never wanted to do this anyway! GOODNIGHT!🙂"

The agents clap, slowly. And so does G and 35.

16 :"Now that's settled, SQUARE- I mean, BLOCK PARTY!"

1 :"Wait! We still have L and 15's requested speech. 'Why disiplin is important'😁.

N :"NO!"

N climbs on stage.

N :"CUT!THATS IT!😡 ROLL THE... the..."

1 :"The static?😐"

N :"NO- I mean- YES! ROLL THE STATIC ALREADY!"

1 :"But we still have 4 speeches left including L and 15's-"

0 :"Zero! ZERO SCRIPT TO CONTINUE THE PLOT!"

1 :"wait-"

*static*

...

1 :"Oh well we could just do it next chapter-"

N and 0 :"NO!"

*2nd static*