Chapter 6 Tough Guys

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SpongeBob and Patrick continue their laughing as they walk down the road. They give each other a high-five, and Patrick honks his airhorn once more.]

[The scene changes to a crowd entering the Chum Bucket back in Bikini
Bottom. Perch Perkins is in front, once again reporting on TV]

Perch Perkins: Hello Bikini Bottom Perch Perkins here with an incredible news flash. Plankton is selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket. How is this possible? Let's find out. [He goes inside]

[Inside, Plankton is watching his new customers]

Plankton: Step right up. Plenty of Krabby Patties for everybody.

Perch Perkins: Excuse me, Plankton. Perch Perkins, Bikini Bottom News. Can I get a minute?

Plankton: Anything for you, Perch.

Perch Perkins: All of Bikini Bottom wants to know, how did you get the Krabby Patty?

Plankton: Well, Perch, before my dear friend Eugene Krabs was frozen by King Neptune.... [voice breaking] I'm sorry....he confided in me a secret wish...."Sell the Krabby Patty in my absence at the Chum Bucket," he said..."Don't let the flame die out." [sobs] By the way, act now and you get a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet with every purchase. Here you go, Perch. [He plants a bucket helmet on his head]

Perch Perkins: Thanks Plankton.

Plankton: Bucket helmets for everyone!

Man: [happily] My helmet!

[Plankton enters his lab, where Karen is]

Plankton: Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife.

Karen: I never agreed.

Plankton: Evil Plan "Z" is working perfectly. Nothing can stop me now.

Karen: Nothing except SpongeBob and Patrick. [Displays SpongeBob and Patrick on the road on her computer screen] My sensors indicate that they're going after the crown. If they make it back, King Neptune might discover some fingerprints. Tiny fingerprints. Stubby, tiny fingerprints. [Plankton looks at his hands]

Plankton: Evil Plan "Z" is way ahead of you, baby. I've already hired someone to take care of those two. He's a vicious, cold-blooded predator!

[Miles away, we see a hitman wearing sunglasses traveling on his motorcycle down the road. First, we see the front, then his license plate, which reads "I Kill U", and then his boot, which reads "Your Head Here"]

Dennis: [takes off sunglasses in another one] Sesame seed....

Floyd: Hey, mister, does that hat take 10 gallons?

[The gas station attendants smack their knees and laugh more. Dennis, very annoyed, stomps up to them and tears their lips off. The hillbillies looks at each other as Dennis drives away.]
[Meanwhile, an exhausted SpongeBob and Patrick crawl down the road, sweaty and tired, but still cheering. Patrick's airhorn stops working and he tosses it behind him.]

Patrick: Going on...

SpongeBob: Yeah...Moving on...Just keep going...

Patrick: Yup...

Patrick: Gonna get that crown...

Patrick: Oh, yeah....All right....

SpongeBob: Yeah....Victory....

Patrick: Are we there yet Spongebob?

SpongeBob: We must be close by now. Patrick, look. [He points to a billboard and reads it.] We're doing great! Shell City's only 5 days away!

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