Chapter 4 A New Job

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Goofy Goober Clock: Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober! [The kids cheer]

Kids: Howdy, Goofy Goober!

Goofy Goober: Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing! ♪Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. You're a Goofy Goober, yeah. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah...♪

Goofy Goober and Kids: ♪Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!♪ [Cheering]

[We then see SpongeBob sobbing at the Nut Bar]

SpongeBob: All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

[Patrick walks up to him]

Patrick: Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! [SpongeBob starts crying again] Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

SpongeBob: No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

Patrick: What? Why?

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a...kid....

Patrick: [slapping his forehead] What!? That's insane!

SpongeBob: I know...

Patrick: Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid! [Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal]

Waiter: Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

Patrick: I'm supposed to get a toy with this. [Waiter throws a Goofy Goober hand puppet at him] Thanks.

SpongeBob: [sighs] I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

Patrick: Are you sure?

SpongeBob: Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. [he starts to walk away]

Patrick: Okay, see you.

Waiter: [hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise] And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. [SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick]

Patrick: Yum!

SpongeBob: A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

Patrick: Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

Waiter: [Handing SpongeBob one] There you go.

SpongeBob: [Admiring it] Ooohhh!

[SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter, both of them burping after they are done]

SpongeBob: Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

Patrick: Well, yeah.

SpongeBob: Waiter, let's get another round over here. [then the waiter gives them 2 more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter] Oh, Mr. Waiter. 2 more, please. [Then the waiter gives them 2 more]

Both: Whooooo! [they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter]

SpongeBob: Waiter. [Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream] Oh, waiter. [singsong] Waiter. [slurring] Wai-toor. [yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways] Waiter!

Waiter: [puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae] Why do I always get the nuts?

SpongeBob: [Up on stage holding a lollipop] All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: [The viewers sees Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too] Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

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