Geometry Trash

Yet another argument at Jumper's house

So, first up, for the story... here are the genders of the official levels

Stereo Madness - boy

Back On Track - boy (femboy)

Polargeist - boy

Dry Out - boy

Base After Base - transgender boy (born girl)

Cant Let Go - girl

Jumper - boy (femboy)

Time Machine - non-binary (born intersex)

Cycles - girl

xStep - boy

Clutterfunk - girl (demigirl)

Theory Of Everything - girl

Electroman Adventures - boy

Clubstep - boy

Electrodynamix - boy

Hexagon Force - girl (demigirl)

Blast Processing - transgender girl (born boy)

Theory Of Everything 2 - girl

Geometrical Dominator - boy

The Zwanzig (the 20th official level, he uses the name "The Zwanzig" because he thinks his name sounds too edgy) - boy (genderfluid)

Fingerdash - girl

Right

*at Jumper's house*

*constant screaming*

Silent Clubstep- HeY jUmPeR tHiS fOoD iS sHiT-

Jumper- I'M NOT EATING IT I DON'T WANT SHIT INSIDE ME

Electrodynamix- Same thing.

Silent Clubstep- You don't know how digestion works you idiot fools.

Electrodynamix- WE'RE GD LEVELS WE WORK DIFFERENTLY

Jumper- AND I'M NOT AN IDIOT-

Electrodynamix- AND I'M NOT A FOOL-

Silent Clubstep- You two sound like Montague's son.

Jumper- Wdym?

Silent Clubstep- I mean Stereo Madness. My family hate his family because his father killed my father. And Stereo Madness is almost as disgusting as you.

Jumper- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Hard Machine- *enters* What's going on-

Silent Clubstep- MUMMY, HELP! JUMPER AND ELECTRODYNAMIX ARE BEING SUPER ANNOYING!

Hard Machine- WELL FOR A START, WHY ARE YOU SITTING ON 3 CHAIRS AT ONCE-

Hard Machine- AND WHY ARE THEY STANDING-

Silent Clubstep- ...

Jumper- SILENT CLUBSTEP AM I AN IDIOT?
Electrodynamix- AM I A FOOL?

Hard Machine- YOU ARE IF YOU SCREAM AT MY SON LIKE THAT.

Jumper- This doesn't make sense. When we were little you always called me "fool" and Electrodynamix "idiot". We feel like we've swapped identities when Silent Clubstep called us idiot fool. So I feel like Electrodynamix and he feels like Jumper. And I hate feeling like Electrodynamix because I'm actually useless at most of the things he's good at, even though we're identical twins.

Electrodynamix- And I'm not a femboy.

Jumper- And I am a femboy.

Silent Clubstep- Well Jumper is an arrogant salty block like his brother, so yeah he's an idiot.

Jumper- AM I AN ARROGANT SALTY BLOCK?
*Jumper, Electrodynamix, Silent Clubstep and Hard Machine screaming at once*

Hard Machine- STOP SCREAMING AND LISTEN TO ME!!! *pushes Jumper*

Jumper- Ow! I could have injured my no-no square!

Hard Machine- WHAT IS A NO-NO SQUARE-

Jumper- It's a square of skin just above your right leg and private parts.

Hard Machine- MY HUSBAND WAS KILLED BY SOMEONE WHO LITERALLY STABBED HIM THERE-

Jumper- Who killed him?

Hard Machine- SEE? YOU'RE A FOOL! YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD A MILLION TIMES THAT IT WAS STEREO MADNESS'S FATHER-

Jumper- Oh. SoRrY.

Jumper- *looks up Geometry Dash MBTI on a device he got out of nowhere* Anyway where's Base After Base-

Electrodynamix- Why do you need Base After Base-

Jumper- As an ENFP, I need to push an ISFP so they injure their no-no square.

Electrodynamix- Why?

Jumper- In this thing called Malory Towers, a girl called Darrell pushes a girl called Sally and Sally injures her no-no square. I remember Sally being an ISFP and Darrell... I'm not sure if she is an ENFP *looks up Malory Towers MBTI on the device* Yes, Darrell is an ENFP but Sally is... an INFJ?

Jumper- *looks up INFJ levels* There's only 3. Silent Circles, who is an extreme demon. Ocular Miracle, who is another extreme demon. Embers, who is a GD World level and therefore a very small kid.

Jumper- You know what, never mind. I forgot that INFJs don't injure their no-no squares.

Electrodynamix- Stereo Madness's father stabbed TOE 2 in her no-no square as well... and she's an INFJ-

Jumper: NO SHE'S AN INTP LOOK HERE

Electrodynamix- ...

Electrodynamix- What am I

Jumper- You're an ESTP like Clutterfunk and Electroman Adventures

Electrodynamix- ELECTROMAN ADVENTURES! THAT'S OUR BEST FRIEND! AND CLUTTERFUNK!

Jumper- What makes you so excited about Clutterfunk-

Electrodynamix- I have a crush on Clutterfunk...

Jumper- I thought you had a crush on Hexagon Force-

Electrodynamix- I accidentally broke her arm, and now she hates me-

Jumper- How? What happened?

Electrodynamix- I accidentally pushed her off the monkey bars at the playground 1 and a half years ago...

Hard Machine- WHY AREN'T YOU EATING YOUR ENGLISH BREAKFAST YOU BLOCKS-

Jumper- English Breakfast? You literally made it-

Jumper- ...and you're literally Russian-

Electrodynamix- Because extreme demons are Russian-

Hard Machine- SEE, YOU ARE BLOCKS AND YOU ARE TOADSTOOLS JUST LIKE THAT PINK GIRL THAT I SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH, ELECTRODYNAMIX. SHE'S INFECTIOUS, AND ONLY FOOLS HANG OUT WITH INFECTIOUS PEOPLE IF THEY AREN'T INFECTIOUS.

Jumper- *lets out loudest scream in the universe*

Hard Machine- *shuts ears* JUMPER! ELECTRODYNAMIX! OUT OF THE HOUSE! NOW!

Jumper- Fine... *sadly leaves house, followed by Electrodynamix*