Payday gang with an S/O that quotes RussianBadger

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Authors note: some quotes and characters are not right, this is done with the main 4 + Houston, Sokol, and Bain btw! Some may be shorter than others, it's not because I don't like said character it's cuz I have no clue what to do

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Dallas!

♡ Dallas is so confused by your quotes

♡ what do you mean 'allergic to that fuckshit?'

♡ he's to old for this, he's 44 after all, he doesn't get the jokes and quotes

♡ He'll research the quotes later

♡ he still won't get it though

writing time!

Dallas looks over at you, he hears you yell "fuck you looking at bitch?!" before you stabbed the cloaker like 5 times, killing him instantly. Dallas stares at you, confused from where that came from, but decided to ask about the quote after the heist, he knew the answer he would get though "I'm just quoting someone!" He sighs and shakes his head before smiling while watching you stab a dozer.

Chains

♤ he just stares at you in confusion

♤ confusion is his main emotions when he hears you shout your quotes

♤ He'll let you explain though

♤ he still doesn't get it

♤ but he'll watch the videos with you

Writing

He was staring at you while you walked into the bank before you quietly say "United Bank of money" before you start laughing at your own joke. He stares at you before shaking your head chuckling, he'd have to find that quote later

Hoxton

♢ Hoxton finds it funny asf

♢ like damn the shit you say is hilarious asf

♢ he'll watch the videos with you

♢ He'll even quote somethings with you

♢ it's oddly cute

Writing

You were cuddled up with Hoxton on the couch, watching a video with him, being totally quiet, before you suddenly yelled out "We attacked three boats, they dropped the sun on us twice!" and he just chuckles softly, smiling at you and he just kisses your forehead rubbing your shoulder

Wolf

♧ He doesn't get it, but he'll humor you

♧ he laughs everytime you say something

♧ his favorite is "flamethrowmer" because of his love for flamethrowers

♧ he never makes fun of the dumb ones, and he never asks you to stop

♧ he loves you too much

Writing

Wolf sat there watching you bully a cloaker that was backed against the wall, just shouting "yeah! difficulty tweak!" in a stupid voice before shooting him in the face. He starts laughing, smiling to himself. He thought it was cute when you'd use your quotes to bully cloakers

Bain

☆ he's so confused

☆ he'll watch the videos on his own time

☆ but being old he doesn't get it

☆ he'll let you yell out quotes though

☆ he finds some funny, others, not so much

Writing

Bain is listening to you shout out your quotes he smiles softly

"Love, quiet down a bit, your hurting my ears" he says laughing softly

You nod softly and chuckle to yourself before shooting a dozer in the face, killing him instantly, you smile softly, saying out loud ".9 mm kills the body but .45 ACP kills the soul, it's how you prevent them from coming back as a Lich"

He chuckled and shakes his head, smiling "I don't get you sometimes"

Houston

♛ I personally headcanon that he watches Badger too

♛ he quotes this shit with you

♛ he finds it funny when you quote Badger

♛ he'll quote his buddies for you

♛ he loves you : )

Writing

Houston was under the van in a black shirt and his sweatpants, you too are both just talking until you smile down at him

"The Bible is just Christian manga"

He starts laughing and slides out from under the van smiling "you really like quoting badger huh?" you just smile and nod

Sokol

♕ being younger he definitely understands the quotes

♕ he doesn't quote with you, but he'll let you have your fun

♕ he thinks it's cute

♕ he'll laugh if their funny

♕ he doesn't totally get the context tho

Writing

Sokol watches as you take a cop hostage, smiling at your strangeness, he'd normally just kill them after all. He's shooting at a few cops until here hears you mumble to a cop "I'll buy you 2 bean burritos if you kill them" the cop went quiet, and then stood up and shot at the cops that got close to you. Sokol just starts laughing at you somehow managing to make it work

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I love these bois! Hope y'all like this one too! I appreciate that y'all read this, uhh thanks for getting me to over 200 something likes, forgot to post about it!

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