[LOVEBIRD] a bakudeku tale

Roommate Troubles

Bakugo comes home from a long day of training at UA and his roommate Todoroki is just finishing preparing dinner. Bakugo takes a seat at the table.

"Here it is. Bon appetit." Todoroki plants down a hot fried chicken curry. 

"GOD it smells DELICIOUS." Bakugo says, drooling and sweating. He begins to gobble and chew the contents of his plate. Suddenly, something stands out in the sea of brown sauce. There is a sliver of green; it's a feather. He then spits the food out all over Todoroki's face.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!!! YOU'VE FRIED UP DEKU. DEKU NOOOOO." Bakugo wails. "WHAT DID YOU DO YOU SICK FREAK???"

"I filleted his stupid little bird body and fried him in oil." Todoroki says.

Bakugo flips the table and in a fit of pure rage leaps through the air towards Todoroki. He grabs his spoon from his mouth and bludgeons him to death with it, tears streaming down his face. 

He goes to his bedroom with blood and curry sauce coating his body and looks into Deku's empty birdcage forlornly. 

He sits there for 4 days straight before the police arrive and take him into custody. He spends life in prison without parole. He cries every day as he is forced to eat the chicken they serve to the prisoners in order to survive. He eventually rots away in prison from heart-ache.