Yellow Hat Man x reader

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yellow hat man was walking out of his apartment with his silly ass monkey cuz they had two go get grocjeris. They walked and walked and eventually got to the store and they got groceris. The yello hat babygirl was about to get a banana cuz his bitch ass monkey wanted one but then js as he was about to get it someone else tried to grab it and so like they touched hands."Oh, I am sorry, were you gonna--" he was about to ass but he looked at a woman with messy ass y/c hair and newt eyes (idfk how they'd look like or what tf a newt is but oh well) He was butterfly shocked by the radiant beauty of her greasy ass hair. "Yes Im getting this banana tf" Y/n said was about to completely get the banana but the yellow man's bitch ass monkey yanked it out of her hand. "WJAT.!?!N?!M"

The yellow hat man was still in shock from previously laying upon y/n and her shit chlorine eyes Y/n js left while cursing at the monkey and the monkey back at her in his monkt language or sum.

So the yellow hat man left to his apartment and as he walked in was greeted by Mr world wide and his hot bald head honestly he's like really good looking hes like the other babygrill in that fucking show AND IM PRETTY SURE HES SUPER CARING AND NUCE he even has a long dog actually it's been a long ass minute since I've seen it so.
The yellow hat babygirl went into his home and his monkey said "ooh ooh ah mrmememrrmpmskabsjsbsj". Then wiglled a ourple keychain which was actually y/n s keychain idk how the moneky got it or how the yellow hat man knew it was hers but he js knew cuz um.
"Oh my !!!" Sas the surlolpised man. He couldn't believe he had the keychain of the love of his life. "Woah it has her number, I'll have to call her to give it vacume" he said when he turned the keychain aroun the world arnd the wrrrllllddd.