First name: n/a
Last name: Abbadon
Nicknames: "red mount. muscle, that red wall, brute, why is that red mountain running towards us?"
Rank in hell: one of the seven demon lords
Likes: big game hunting (anything that is bigger than an average two story building)
Hates: hippies, annoying people, foedus (like everybody), lack of prey, cats
odd things: Abbadon is muscular. really muscular. so muscular, that in fact, there is a legend about his muscles:
"they say that once, a long time ago, an assassin tried to take Abbadon's life for letting a horde of demon beasts dangerously close to the city, causing damage to property and putting many lives in danger. the man wanted to rid hell of abbadon's recklessness before it would have deadly consequences.
thus, the assassin got himself a set of blades. they say that the set could shred through the aror of even the most heavily armored demon beast, killing it, like butter.
and so, while abbadon went on his hunting trip on Tuesday, the follow up trip to monday's, to hunt some Chimeras, the assassin stroked.
abbadon didn't like guards: "THESE FUCKERS SCARE AWAY THE PREY WITH THEIR WEAPONS!!! WHO NEEDS LITTLE SHITS LIKE THEM?!".
although the scaring method that abbadon's guards used on animals during trips was not weapons, but by being eaten or raped, abbadon insisted that none would attend this trip,
and thus, the assasin cleared his way through the forest, following Abbadon's trail.
picking up his tracks, he followed abbadon to a clearing, sitting on the dead body of a chimera, having a drink.
"now's my chance! pay with your life for your stupidity, demon lord!", and threw the dagger in his hand at abbadon's neck.
the blade, which could've ripped through the most heavily armored dragon like a hot knife through butter, connected with abbadon's neck.
however, it remained stuck about half an inch in his extremely thick neck.
pulsating up and down along with abbadon's heartbeat, the knife just stopped.
it got wedged in his muscles.
later on, when the assassin was found, abbadon let him escape so that he could hunt him, and then, when he caught him, they say he grabbed his head with his right arm and crushed it completely."
Skills: +9000 in strength, hunting, tracking, heavy weapons including great-axes and great-swords, broken language, being annoyingly ignorant on certain things.
future plans: kill more things, the bigger, badder, deadlier, the better.
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