3sum And A Child

Chapter 1

A/n I publish wherever I have time. I'm a busy student in school. Please do not pressure me. No hate comments either. My Grammar sucks so do notify me when I make a mistake. Remember no one is perfect and everyone makes mistakes. if you don't like it fuck off look for another x reader, or make your own fanfic it's not that hard

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A man in a white suit gets out of the plane to greet someone. "Buongiorno," he said, shaking the hand of the man in the blue suit. "Go on," he said to the man next to him. He opens the case and reveals jewelry. "The boss will see you"

•time skip•

A guy on a motorcycle "Three pizzas for special delivery if you please!" The man in the black suit leaves to do a "pizza delivery" behind the three black cars. The motorcycle moves through the road to be next to the black cars. Rei accidentally drops the box revealing he has a gun strapped in his back. The box opens and spreads needles along the road. The man inside the car panics. As the car hits the needles it flips over. Rei pulls up to the black car and starts shooting. Rei then moves away. The man in the light purple suit takes out his gun and starts shooting Rei. Rei having good senses dodges all the bullets. While he is driving his motorcycle and still looking at the road he shoots the car behind him. The man driving the car goes faster and gets next to Rei and starts shooting him. Rei pulls backwards to avoid being hit.

○meanwhile this is happening○

Y/n is peacefully taking a shower in the shared apartment that belongs to Rei and Kazuki. "Man what a peaceful time I'm having right now. I wonder how the guys are doing on their mission right now."

•back to the shooting•

Rei shoots the tire from the car causing it to go flat. The man driving the car gets pissed and drives to Rei's side of her. Rei avoids the car and continues on the other side. He pulls up to the other car. Unfortunately his gun ran out of bullets. The guy inside the car shoots Rei but thankfully he has the helmet on so it just leaves a scratch on the helmet. "Hey! Ram that guy!" He said angrily. "R-right," The driver said, hitting Rei with the car. Rei holds on to the car, but let's go because of the highway being split up. As the king is looking for a way to get down he sees a construction ramp and uses it to go down. Once he got on the lower highway he continued driving on his motorcycle still following the black car. "Did we lose him?" As they arrived at the destination Rei was already there waiting. "Did you set me up!" The guy in the white suit panicked. "Of course not!" The guy in the blue(?) Suit next to him replied. "Hey! Run him over!" He said to the driver. "Hey!" And then he got shot. The guy in the white suit is now panicked and making a distressed face. "Sorry, there has been a change of destination, '' the driver said smugly.

-Inside the warehouse-

Rei is point a gun at the man. "Wh-who hired you?" The guy in the white suit said kneeling on the floor. "C'mon man. You know I'm not gonna you that. We're professionals, same as you. Course, this interrogation stuff is usually too boring for me to bother with." Kazuki pulls out jewelry from the box. "There're some folks who don't take too kindly to you trying to import fakes like these." He said inspecting the jewelry. "H-how much are you paying you? I-ill double it! Just name the price!" The guy in the white suit said. "How's about you telling me how I smuggled those bad boys in?" Kuzuki said smirking. "You can take all the jewels! Plus as much cash as you like! Please!" The man said. Rei responded saying glaring at him "Listen up, man, my friends got a short fuse when it comes to bullshit." He looks at him with a slight anger. "If you're ever going to talk it'd better be now." he said still frowning. "I... I've just been taking orders in this!" They guy said panicked and coughed his phone to Kazuki. To which he responds "Good call, bud." All of a sudden you hear a phone ringing turns out it was kazuki's. Rei looks bugged by it and squints his fins at Kazuki still pointing his gun at the man. Kazuki answers the phone and changes his tone to a nicer one. "Yes? Can I help you?" Papa Kazuki, miri-chan's got a fever. Could you come pick her up?" Kazuki responds in a tiny panicked "O-on my way!", then hung up the phone. Rei looks at squinting to which Kazuki said "Dude. You said she was fine when you dropped ger off! "Rei looks away and thinks." Oh... I guess her nose was running. "Kazuki stands up fully red from frustration." You son of a bitch! Why didn't you say that earlier! I could of told Y/n to take care of her!" To which Rei continues looking away. "You said we had to take a job, and Y/n was taking a day off from work and looked exhausted so I didn't tell you." Kazuki responded by saying. "Shove the excuses! You think she has work that is more important than our kid?! And I get y/n tired but you could tell her to take care of her at least!" "Damn it! You screwed up my whole plan again!!" They completely forgot the man in white. "E-excuse me..." Kazuki looked angry at the white suited man and yelled "Shut up!". To which lead Rei looked at the man and said "it's none of your business. Butt out" and shoots the man. Kazuki and Rei walk away walking to the car. Kazuki then throws the box of jewels on the back seat and closes the door. "Well, I guess we'd better pick her up!" Rei said "Let's go" . Both of them entered the car and drove off to pick up Miri. "We're coming for you, miri!

•with y/n•

"Why do I feel like Rei and Kazuki were talking about me? Hmmm nah I don't think so" she says as she's walking out of the shower after having her shower.

"Damn I can't believe I fell asleep in the shower. Well have to call the boy to see how they are right now." She gets her phone and calls Rei, thinking that Kazuki is driving to which Rei answers the call. "Do you need something" Rei said "No I just wanted to check up on you guys to see if you're guys finished with the mission." "Yea we finished, we're just on our way to pick up miri, she has a high fever" y/n responded panicking "What do you mean she has a fever Rei!? She was fine before you took her to daycare !... oh wait never mind she had a running nose. Oops forgot about that'' Kazuki takes the phone from Rei to which Rei protests saying "it's my phone dimwit." Kazuki says to y/n ''WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SHE HAD A RUNNING NOSE?!" To which Y/n responded "I forgot to tell you..." Kazuki hangs up the phone annoyed by the response and gives it back to Rei. When he hung up y/n said "damn why so aggressive hanging up on me like that"

Okay let's retwine to how three grown adults have a child, that looks nothing like them.

Let's introduce them shall we.

Y/n-  a woman who is done with both Rei and Kazuki's bullshit. But is a simp for both men

Re-  a man who is has never known love, but is stuck with both Kazuki and Y/n bs

Kazuki- the house wife in this whole thing a man who is running away from love

Miri- The child who likes to make these three's life miserable as possible/hj she loves them, but wants to see her mom. (Mommy Issues)