{Spring broken}

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The scene starts with Blitzø and the crew driving their gray van along the street.

"I love this song!" Blitzø said. He poorly starts singing along. "♫ You were a spicy little- uh-demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫" Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzø, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles. "♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫" Blitzø continued his horrible singing. Minnie sighed. "Blitzø, would you be a sweetheart and... SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Minnie yelled.  Blitzø laughed. "I'm sorry munchkin, but this is my favorite song." Blitzø said. Minnie was laying her head in Moxxie's lap and Moxxie was stoking her hair softly. Minnie's hair was in a messy ponytail. They drive into an old, crowded parking lot. "♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫" Blitzø contiuned singing before he was interrupted. A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space. "Oh, shit! Fu-"  Blitzø said. Blitzø slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzø turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE." " Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!" Blitzø said. Blitzø pulls out a megaphone and yells into it. "Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!" Blitzø yelled.  The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzø lowers the megaphone, shocked. "Oh, shit! Verosika!" Blitzø said shockingly. Minnie shot up and got out of the car. "Why is she here?" Minnie asked. Verosika walks over to Minnie and hugs her. "Oh! there's my niece!" Everyone looked shocked. "She's your aunt??!??!" Loona asked. Minnie nodded.  Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops. She looked over to Blitzø while letting go of Minnie. " Blitz-o." Verosika said. "I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is..." Blitzø falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up. "...THREE rings down" Blitzø said. "And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts." Verosika said. "Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!" Blitzø said. Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically. "They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups." Verosika said. Minnie frowned. Why was her aunt even here? and somehow her boss knows her aunt? Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb. "So, your sister says "hi." Verosika said. Blitzø angrily steps in front of verosika. "Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!" Blitzø said. "Actually, prick. It has my name on it." Verosika said. Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground. "I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building..." Verosika said. Loona was watching from the van "No way..." Loona said. " ...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break, they also wanted another person to so that's why I'm bringing my niece." Verosika said. "Pardon?" Minnie said. "A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!" Blitzø said. Verosika rolled her eyes. "Awww, you mad, Blitz-o? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and ...run three rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty horse-riding lessons?! " Blitzø and verosika both say. "Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!" Blitzø said. "Choke on a sandpaper cock." Verosika said. "Come on Minnie, let's get out of here" Verosika said while grabbing Minnie's wrist. "We need to seriously fix you up, like what is with your hair?" Verosika flips Blitzø off and walks away with Minnie. Blitzø follows Verosika. "HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna..." Blitzø began. A towering muscular hellhound appears behind Blitzø and growls. "Or what?" the hellhound said. I'll... uh... uh, I- I'll call HR!" Blitzø said. After a second of awkward silence, Verosika, Blitzø, Minnie and the Hellhound laugh as if in a sitcom. "Anyway, meet my new Hellhound, Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well." Verosika said. Verosika leaves with her niece and her bodyguard. She glances over her shoulder as she flips Blitzø off. "Hey, you better give back my bab-I mean MY employee back!" Blitzø yelled. Verosika looked back and flipped him off. "Ta-ta, fuck stain." Verosika said. "Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that." Blitzø said. "You know Verosika Mayday?!" Loona said. "Huh...? Oh, yeah. Her, yeah. We dated." Blitzø said. "Was it before or after she became a pop star?" Millie asked. "You dated a pop star?!" Moxxie said. "Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?" Blitzø said. "Hellooo, it's Verosika Mayday? and plus, Verosika Mayday and the newbie are related!" Loona said. "Well, that's a shock." Moxxie said. "I agree but still you dated a pop star?" Millie said. "Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives." 

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