Outstuck(a homestuck Fanfic)

Act Two: Part One

Be a new person. You didn't want to continue being Jack, he seemed to.... evil, plus you really don't have a choice. Cough* You have a choice, the narrator lies. Wait what. This narrator makes you not be him.

You are now a troll dragging your giant fluffy dead rams body to your home, a tiny rock had fell out of the sky at high volocity, going straight through your Lusus's head killing it. The glowy orb thing bumps into it, suddenly before your eyes, it becomes fluframsprite. That's a weird name, you decide. Oh well, you have a few minute to live, and near you on the Alchemiter is a pillow the color of your blood, sunset orange. Suddenly someone pesters you.

NightWolf(99 minutes from now) (NW) began trolling DreamTheif (DT)
NW: H3Y KYRAIN
DT: Hellllo, who are you.
NW: 0H, IM G0ING T0 KILL HIM
DT: killll who
NW: TRU2T M3 Y0ULL KN0W WH0 LAT3R, WHAT2 HAPP3NING T0 Y0U RIGHT N0W
DT: A llarge meteor is headed towards my house, my Lusus has no feet back end is flying and is sunset orange, and there's a sunset orange pillow next to me.
NW: THAT PILL0W I2 Y0UR TICK3T 0UT 0F D3ATH, SL33P 0N IT N0W
DT: And if I don't
NW: F0R THAT AN23R L00K UP
DT: good point, and what do I have to lose, I can't outrun the meteor, so bye
NW: Y3P Y0UL S33 M3 IN 30 MINUT32 0R AR0UND THAT, S0 233 Y0U TH3N
NightWolf (NW) ceased trolling DreamThief (DT)
DT or Kyrain do as NW said. Sleep. You lay down on it and close your eyes. Suddenly Your eyes fly open as something hits you. You look to see an imp has stabbed you, and your in another land. Your spear appears in your hand, you stab it back, in the face. It turns into a large gusher, you touch it, it vanishes. Another imp charges you. Quickly STRIFE. You kneel and aim your spear at it. It impales itself on your spear. You try to get the gusher it became, this also vanishes. You really wanted the giant light blue gusher. Oh well.
You should probably tell Zellia to connect as Beeton's host so that he can play. Kyrain Troll. Wait you here something behind you. You look.

A giant ogre has appeared. You look at the spear in your hands. It probably won't do much. Suddenly it is impailed by a giant tree that hadn't caught on fire. Beeton had probably saved your life.

Be Beeton. You go into your house and connect back to Kyrain. You deploy a new machine, the card puncher. You also place down a cd, it was called the gristTorrent, suddenly the item vanishes from the list of playable items, while others are grey. Whatever. It's your turn to play.