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Chapter 8: So Now She's Dead

"OH, MY DIHERRA SPRINKLES!" Kenbruly screamed, "CALL THE POLICE!" Kenbruly called the police but no one picked up!

After Sia left the police force, everyone else quit because she was the only smart one. Everyone else just copied Sia because they were just fucking idiots. 

Kenbruly crashed on the floor and sobbed while looking at her wife's corpse.

"So, uh, now that your wife is dead, wanna marry me, baby girl?" Shawpoopie flirted with the princess.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Kenbruly sobbed, "YOU KILLED MY WIFE!"

"No no no, your supposed to be in love with me... I poisoned Poppy's drink and made yours a love potion... What the fuck..."

"Actually, Shawpoopie, it's you're. Dumbass nerds." An ugly blond man appeared from the shadows.

"Hey Konnor, look in YOURE pockets for me. Can you find anything?" Kenbruly told him.

"Uh no?"

"Yeah, because I've looked everywhere but I couldn't find where I FUCKING ASKED!" Kenbruly roasted that bitch.

"HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY DARLING! YOU SHALL PAY!" Konnor talked to himself in the mirror. 

"Hey dumbass, there's no one there-"

"THERE IS! Do you not see that beauty with crispy blond hair and blue eyes, which means at some point in there was incest in YOUR family? That stunning beauty is my darling boyfriend, Konnor!" He pointed at himself in the mirror.

"I'm not sure I'd call you a beauty... I think a better adjective would be an abomination. Anyways, Konnor, that's YOURESELF!" Shawpoopie told him.

"I AM NOT KONNOR! My name is Kon-nor. His is Kon-nor. VERY DIFFERENT! HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF FALLING IN LOVE WITH MYSELF! I'M NO NARSSACIST- OH WHO'S THAT HOTTIE?" Konnor explained before making out with himself in the mirror.

"Yeah buddy, that's yourself. How do you even fall in love with yourself like that? It's like he took the love potion hims- oh." Shawpoopie realized that Konnor drank the potion while looking in a mirror. She scammed the gay witch, but she had to spend quite a bit of money on the pogo stick bait. She spent exactly 85919847198548139851897591748598341 VBucks, 51869391489578 Minecoins, 5829701838944934 Bitcoins, 391498509150190355 Robux, and 9083017895318948 Minion Tampons. SHE EVEN SOLD HER GRANDMA TO BUY THOSE POGO STICKS!

"Anyways, because some little nobody like you insulted my boyfriend I will kill you!" Konnor ran towards Shawpoopie with a plastic cafeteria knife but tripped over Poppy's corpse and stabbed her dead body.

"AHHH WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO KONNOR!?" He screamed at himself. "THIS IS NOT THE WAY OF THE FORCE LIKE YODUH SAID!" 

"IT'S SPELLED YODAH YOU DIPSHIT!" Shawpoopie screamed. A random cooking whisk spawned into her hands and Naruto ran towards Konnor to attack him. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Shawpoopie attacked Konnor, but Reagan Shitzer the witch, and his husband Sloan Slumore appeared.

"WHAT THE SUS IS GOING ON?!" Sloan said. Sloan's job was as a professional shit smeller. He smelled poop to make sure it was healthy with his superhumanly large nose. IT WAS BIGGER THAN HIS BRAIN. Well, to be fair, his brain is smaller than the smallest thing in the universe. And that small thing was Koen. HE WAS SHORTER THAN POPPY BEFORE SHE GOT HER TORSO EXTENSIONS, AND THAT WAS LESS THAN 10 APPLEs TALL?! 

"Also, Shawpoopers, you never gave me my pogo sticks. That's not very pog champ gamers. So, I'm going to punish you by cursing you with the death of eternal suns!" Reagan got out his magic wand and started to wave it around.