The Half-Administrator: The Full Book

Universe #20

May 17th, 2021

I've run out of ideas on what to do on Sunday, so I just sat here outside my house looking at nothing but the grass and the sun..well, until I saw a door that looked just like mine appear in front of my view.
Conner: Huh?
Before I thought further, it opened to show my favorite game, Minecraft. I didn't have anything else to do, and I knew this was gonna keep me up at night if I didn't, so I walked through. The first place I wanted to check out was the cave in front of me, so I did, eventually I went deep enough to oddly find a wooden staircase going upwards. I found a sand pillar meet me when I reached the top, and it had this black and blue glowing cube.
Conner: That's not in the original game, but it looks...cool..I..feel like..I should touch it.
I gave in to that urge to feel it..but then I felt a hand grab the back of my shirt. It swung me backwards, and I fell down the whole flight of stairs, breaking both my legs and my collarbone in the process!

???: NOT THIS TIME, CONNER!
Conner: How do you know my name, and why do you sound just like me?
???: I'm an alternate universe of you, but which universe I originate from isn't important to you.
Conner: (That wasn't even on my mind.) Why did you have to do that?
Conner?: I'm here to stop you from touching that cube because of what its holding. Every other Conner I know from the 20 universes went fuckin crazy because of it.
Conner: Every single one of them?
Conner?: Only me and another haven't been overwhelmed by it.
Conner: What If I..ow..could be one of those?
Conner?: Not likely. Literally every single universe after 5 is the same. We have the door open in front of us, we go through it, end up in Minecraft, go through a cave, find stairs and touch the cube, but then go insane and kill everything and everyone on Earth. So don't think it hasn't already happened 14 times in the other universes.
Conner: (Jesus.)
Conner?: Look. My point is, don't even think about going near that cube ever again, or I will do something about it. Ya got that?
Conner: Yeah alright I won't touch the damn thing ok?!
Conner?: Good." *vanishes*
Conner: (I'm gonna go touch that cube and he can't stop me.)"

I slowly dragged myself towards the stairs, and spent more than half an hour climbing up the wooden staircase. I eventually reached the sand pillar, and went near the cube. I noticed it tried to stick to my hand, I was hesitant at first, but then I let it attach to my hand. I saw and felt it travel my whole body, until it vanished. I looked down and saw my legs repositioned again, and I no longer had the pain in my chest. I got back up, and walked back to my house. Once I left Minecraft, I closed and locked the door, and carried it to the back of my house.

TIMESKIP

Conner: Today was weird, I don't fully know what that cube was, or what it did to me. Why was the other me so serious about this? However, I feel like my friend Mangle could somewhat know what I may be going through. For now, I'm gonna try to sleep, or stare at the ceiling thinking about it, depends...

SHORT TIMESKIP
???'s POV:
MY OTHER VERSIONS THINK THEY KNOW EVERYTHING. TRAVELING THE MULTIVERSE, JUST TO FIX ONE GUY'S MISTAKE. LUCKILY, THEY FAILED TO FULLY CHECK THIS UNIVERSE. THEY WERE RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING: STAY AWAY FROM THE CUBE, BECAUSE THAT CUBE BELONGS TO ME NOW! THIS ONE WILL NEVER EVEN KNOW IT'S GONE...

SOMEWHERE ELSE...

All these "human beings" think they're so goddamn normal...Well, ain't gonna be thinking that way when their head's crushed in between a couple of rocks, and I bet you can guess who's responsible for such...OH DAMNIT I'M OUT OF DRUGS!

May 18th, 2021
When I awoke, nothing felt different, so I decided to check the mirror, but all I saw was my human self. It almost feels like I've never even took the cube...was I just dreaming? No, it felt too real to be just a dream...Well, if Mangle didn't sneak under my bed again, I could tell her about it...