KDA(If U Know U Know)Oneshots

GenderSwap Accident

Suggested by: A friend!
Ship: KokuDou
AU: Original(But My AU-ish?)
Genre: Fluff
Character roles: Demons
Kokushibo: ???yrs old
Douma: ???yrs old
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Douma's POV:

The sun is going to rise soon, better get back to my cult or find somewhere I can call Nakime to teleport me back to the Infinity Castle. I thought to myself as I picked up the pace when I noticed that my surroundings were getting brighter. Suddenly, the sound of a child crying caught my ear. Even tho I could get burnt, I went to find the source of it anyways. When I finally found the kid, my eyes widened in shock. It was a demon! What is a demon child doing here? It seemed to be around 6-7yrs old. It had greyish-white skin, a single, rather small horn protruding from his forehead. He had a blindfold covering his eyes, and short, bushy hair that had a fringe which was almost fully covering his blindfold. He was wearing a light green kimono that was clearly too big for him, with long brown pants and no shoes. Knowing that there was a very slim chance that it would be able to survive the sun on it's own, so I picked it up and started running as fast as I could to the nearest shelter.

Thankfully, there was a house near this forest, so I barged in, killed everyone that lived in it, closed the curtains and set the kid on the bloodied floor before sitting down on it myself. I heaved a sigh of relief, glad that me and the kid were now safe. I looked at it to see that it had stopped crying and had started nibbling on the corpses, so I decided to get to know him better. "Hey kid, could you tell me your name, your age, and your gender?"

The kid stopped nibbling and turned to me. "Tsuma Hanako, I'm 7. And what is ganda?"

"Gender, kid, gender." Actually maybe I should rephrase it. "Are you a boy or a girl?"

The kid looked at me for a while before revealing that he was a boy. Then I realized something. "Where are your parents kid? Your Papa and Mama, where are they?"

He hesitated again, before a big smile spread on his face. I was confused for a second. Then he dropped the human arm he had been nibbling on and got up, turned to me, and without warning he jumped on me and wrapped his arms around me. "Mama!"

Eh- Mama?! "Kid, if you want to call me your parent, call me Papa, not Mama. I'm a man." I explained.

He looked up and puffed out his cheeks. "No! You are Mama!"

"No. You can call me Papa, not Mama!"

His cheeks puffed out even more and started throwing a tantrum. "MAMA, MAMA, MAMA, MAMA, MAMA!!!!" He screamed, starting to cry.

"Alright, alright, we'll settle this later." I told him, picking his thrashing body up and ripped a limb of one of the corpses. "Biwa Lady, teleport me to my room, thx."

The sound of a biwa being strung teleported us into my room. He was still thrashing a lot so I had no choice but to set him on the floor and watch him make a mess of the carpet from where I was seated on the bed. After about 10 minutes of tantrum, he calmed down a little and climbed up onto my lap to sit. "Mama." He stated before plopping himself onto my stomach.

I sighed deeply. "I told you, I'm a man. Call. Me. Papa."

His cheeks puffed out again, and he looked like he was about to have another fit when he suddenly stopped for a moment, looked at his hands, then back at me. A mischievous grin spread across his face as two marks appear on the back of his hand. His horn glowed and a strange, transparent orb was created. He then took off his blind fold to reveal his pure white eyes. He blinked once, and the same mark that was on his hands became his irises. Out of nowhere, he smacked the orb onto my forehead and murmured something inaudible. "Argh! What did yo-"