Me: Helloooo!
Kinney: Don't sing again.
Me: I'm not.
Everyone: *Sighs in relief*
Me: I'm not that bad.
Kai: You are.
Me: Rude.
Cress: Wut are we doing today!
Thorne: I don't wanna know, probably gonna make us sing now!
Me: *Has out the idea book* That one off the list. *Glares at Thorne*
Jacin: Or, she'll make us watch a very cringy movie.
Me: I'll take that one off the list too! *Glares at Jacin*
Cinder: Or, she'll make us do a cringy play.
Me: Great idea Cinder! Next chapter tho.
Scarlet: She's gonna make us hop on one foot while doing the hokey pokey and yodeling all at the same time.
Me: I was gonna choose that, SCARLET!
Wolf: Don't you dare.
Me: Fine! Then I have only one choice! *closes the idea book dramatically*
Iko: WUT! I've been waiting!
Me: *Dramatic voice* We're gonna... *Un dramatic voice* Hop on one foot doing the hokey pokey, yodeling I'M AN IDIOT! All at the same time, in sync.
Scarlet: Dang it!
Me: Ok, does anyone know how to do the hokey pokey?
Everyone: Nope.
Cinder: Let me guess, you're gonna call us idiots now. *Rolls her eyes*
Me: Actually, I don't know how to do the hokey pokey either...
Thorne: YOU IDIOT!
Me: So, you know how to do the hokey pokey.
Thorne: no.
Me: Well! Why'd you call me an idiot!
Thorne: ...
Scarlet: Because he's an idiot.
Me: Great answer! Now, YOUTUBE TIME!
* 1 youtube video later*
Winter: So, if we're doing the hokey pokey on one foot, do we have to the left/right foot out/in.
Me: Yep, MWHAHAHA!
Thorne: You're weird.
Me: Thank you.
Thorne: Dang it, that was supposed to make you feel bad and leave us alone and mope!
Me: I would never abandon you guys. *Evilly smiles*
Kai: Guys, we have another Levona, repeat, we have another Levona.
Me: I'm not Levona, I love Kaider, also I'm not old. Or a murder.
Cinder: You murder our un-tortured lives.
Me: When?
Jacin: Everyday.
Me: No.
Wolf: Yes.
Me: No.
Cinder: Yes.
Me: No.
Iko: Kinda.
YOU ARE READING
Torture the LC characters!
FanfictionThese guys have risked their lives many of times. Saving Earth from Levona or as Throne calls her " A psychotic, power hungry nut basket ". Like I said, saving lives. But there's another adventure where they need to save their lives from humiliation...
