Mikayla ***DISCONTINUED***

whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm radioactive, radioactive

Intro: Lights and cameras pop out of stuff. They're old and covered in spider webs. Someone snaps a board. the cameras sweep through camp Wawanakwa. They go up the hill from the first seasons first challenge before plunging down. Cameron is under water surrounded by pirranas. A fishing hook pulls him up, where B is sitting in a boat with a homemade motor attached. Cameron flies through the air and he lands in Jo's arms, who tosses him on the ground to she can race Brick. Jo runs past Dawn who's meditating. A mutant gopher pops out of the ground and scares Dawn who runs away. It cuts to Mike and Zoe in a canoe. Mike is Svetlana, which is annoying Zoe. The canoe goes over the waterfall and passes by lightning who is standing over it while using a log as a weight. Zoe and Mike land on the log, making it break. Scott laughs, and Fang pops out of the confessional. Mikayla runs up and grabs Scott's hand before they both run. In the kitchen, chef pulls headphones out of a pot so he doesn't have to hear Stacy's talking. Ann Maria is spraying on hairspray. The camera sweeps to the beach, where Jo won her race against Brick. Sam is playing a video game, by a sasquatch steals it. Dakota kisses the camera, leaving a lipstick mark. An intern cleans it, and paparazzi take pictures of Dakota. Chris flies by with a jetpack, and dumps water on Dakota. It cuts to the campfire at night. Scott and Mikayla are about to kiss, but chef hold the marshmallow of loserdom between them, making them jerk back. Intro ends, episode starts

Mikayla's POV

I was sitting at a table in the dining room, tapping out the melody to Say My Name on the table.

Jo and Brick walked in.

"Alright, let's get this disgusting joke we call breakfast over with" Jo said.

"We can't! Chef's not here, and neither is breakfast!" Cameron explained.

"And this is a bad thing because?" I asked.

"Sorry, but lightning needs meat! M-E- uhhh E... come on! We'll make our own breakfast!" Lightning said.

Confessional

Mikayla: How is it that he can come up with a decent idea like that, but he can't even spell meat?

End

We all shrugged and followed him into the kitchen.

"There's no food in the fridge" Mike called.

"Nothing in the cupboards either" Zoe added.

"We should check in the walk in freezer" someone said.

"Hey yeah! The freezer!" Lightning said, running into the walk in freezer.

We all followed him.

"Sha-Bingo! Meatsicle!" he cheered, before starting to eat some raw meat which was disgusting, and will probably give him salmonella.

The door slammed and the freezer started moving forward.

Of course. Of fucking course.

A small peep hole opened and Chef looked through it.

"Challenge time suckers!" he cackled.

"Where are you taking us?" Zoe asked

He's about to change our lives, and by all means, he should lead the way.

Sorry, couldn't resist putting in a quote. Back to the show!

"You'll see..." Chris said, before chuckling and pulling the cover of the peephole shut on his thumb 

"Ow!"

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We got dumped out of the truck in front of what looked like a cave entrance.