Mikayla ***DISCONTINUED***

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

Intro: Lights and cameras pop out of stuff. They're old and covered in spider webs. Someone snaps a board. the cameras sweep through camp Wawanakwa. They go up the hill from the first seasons first challenge before plunging down. Cameron is under water surrounded by pirranas. A fishing hook pulls him up, where B is sitting in a boat with a homemade motor attached. Cameron flies through the air and he lands in Jo's arms, who tosses him on the ground to she can race Brick. Jo runs past Dawn who's meditating. A mutant gopher pops out of the ground and scares Dawn who runs away. It cuts to Mike and Zoe in a canoe. Mike is Svetlana, which is annoying Zoe. The canoe goes over the waterfall and passes by lightning who is standing over it while using a log as a weight. zoe and Mike land on the log, making it break. Scott laughs, and Fang pops out of the confessional. Mikayla runs up and grabs Scott's hand before they both run. In the kitchen, chef pulls headphones out of a pot so he doesn't have to hear Stacy's talking. Ann Maria is spraying on hairspray. The camera sweeps to the beach, where Jo won her race against Brick. Sam is playing a video game, by a sasquatch steals it. Dakota kisses the camera, leaving a lipstick mark. An intern cleans it, and paparazzi take pictures of Dakota. Chris flies by with a jetpack, and dumps water on Dakota. It cuts to the campfire at night. Scott and Mikayla are about to kiss, but chef hold the marshmallow of loserdom between them, making them jerk back. Intro ends, episode starts

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Dawn was dangling from the top bunk, giving me a lovely view of the back of her head.

"Oh no!" she cried out, after the bird on her finger said something to her.

"Will you keep it down?!" Dakota whined "If I don't get my beauty sleep I'll lose it!"

"Yes, because your need for fame is really a depressed cry for love." Dawn said.

"Who told you that?! My therapist!?" Dakota said nervously

"I read people's auras, and it looks like someone threw up on yours" Dawn replied, unintentionaly roasting Dakota. A laugh escaped my mouth.

"Oh, go eat a worm!" Dakota said, burying her face in her pillow.

A bird perched on Dawn's finger and spat out a worm.

"Ummmm, no thanks" Dawn said.

"So, you read auras? that's really cool! What's mine?" i asked 

She looked at me for a moment before gasping "So sorry for your-"

I slapped a hand over her mouth before she could expose me.

"Don't say it out loud" I said, eyeing Dakota.

"Sorry" she said, her voice slightly muffled from my hand.

I took my hand off her mouth.

I got dressed and put on my necklace. "I'm gonna go for a walk"

The forest was surprisingly pleasant for something full of mutated animals. Something tugged at my pants. I looked down to see a weird mutant squirrel.

"Oh hello." I said to it "Are you the same squirrel from yesterday?". It nodded. "Nice to see you again, Mr Squirrel".

"You're literally a disney princess!" someone said from behind me. 

I turned to see Scott. "How?" I asked.

"You talked to a woodland creature, that makes you a princess"

"I guess Dawn's a princess too then

"nah. You have to be good looking to be a princess"

Why am I blushing?