Gems and Curses

Girls aren't allowed to look this good fighting fishes with legs

 Sadie Kane was having a rather ordinary day. She'd killed few demons in San Fran. Only three cheese demons had sworn to bring brie filled plague to her bloodline which was better than the usual five. So to celebrate she was going to grab a quick lemon granita. Afterall it was deserved.

 Unfortunately for plot convenience Sadies noble quest was interrupted by a little explosion. Nothing big just the average San Francisco boom boom.

 *Cue Mortal's Screaming*

  The source of the explosion was....a carp?...with legs??? They looked like four human legs but instead of skin there was scales. Yeah Sadies therapy session was going to be long this week. She ran to have a closer look of what she was dealing with when a gold flash caught her eye.

 A short girl was making her way towards Carpy. She had a gold word in her hand which was what had caught Sadies eye earlier. Because she was British and there by related to Sherlock she came to the conclusion that this girl was most likely a demigod. 

 So she did the natural thing and ran towards her waving. Couldn't hurt to make a new friend. Plus she was curious. Annabeth and Percy where the only demigods she knew and her brother had introduced her to Percy so he didn't really count. Also this girl might be cute.

 "Hullo! Yes, you the lady with the sword! Not here to kill you by the way! The names Sadie! I'm a magician!"

 The poor girl glanced at Sadie with bewilderment in her dark eyes before noticing her staff. She sighed and suddenly disappeared. 

 Sadie barely got a look at the girl. She had dark skin and long box braids. Her blue jeans where covered in dirt and her purple T-shirt had something written on it in gold which she didn't have the time too read. 

 The girl decided too give Sadie a heart attack by appearing right next to her. She grabbed Sadies arm and started running towards one f the evacuated buildings. A smoothie shop ironically.

 "Sadie, was it?"

 " Uhm...Yup. I'm a magician from the House of Life! I have a business card if you want it."

 " House of Life?"

 " We deal with monsters from ancient Egyptian myths. Cheese demons, bug goddesses, evil white dudes etc. You're a demigod right? I met a girl named Annabeth a couple of weeks ago. Daughter of Athena right?"

 " Okie dokie....Egyptian myth too. Why not... Yes I am a demigod. Yes I know Annabeth and no I'm not Greek. I'm Roman. Hazel Levesque, Praetor and daughter of Pluto."

 " Oh uhm, Sadie Kane, Eye of Isis, teacher of magic."

 " Any ideas about how to deal with our friend Canis Marinus? Before you ask we can't kill it."

 " Why exactly is that?"

 " Endangered monsters list."

 " Are you fucking with me?"

 "That was my reaction too."

 " So what can we do?"

 " My plan was to get it to the river but the waters too polluted. Don't suppose you have any portals?"

 " Depends on what time it is."

 "I was joking!"

 " I'm not."

 "Well it's two thirty."

 " Great do you happen to know any Egyptian relics nearby? And a way to them."

 " The de Young Museum! It has a collection of artifacts from the Ramses I think."

 " De Young? I passed that. Meet you there in thirty minutes?"

 " Perfect." Hazel turned and ran.

 "Today's a great day to get some cardio in" Sadie thought as she jumped over a few cars and ran like her life depended on it. In all fairness it did. 

The plan was simple. Get to museum. Make portal to ocean. Send the Cani-whatevers scaly ass back to the seas.

 After what felt like an eternity Sadie arrived to find the museum abandoned which was great for her. She went towards a room that said it was a temple of Horus and went to the middle of the room. Quickly she began drawing a giant circle putting the shabtis on North, South, East and West. This was so she could have a safe place to shot spells from if needed. 

 A bang was heard from the other rooms and Sadie assumed it was Hazel. She quickly used an amplification spell to make her voice louder.

 " Temple of Horus! First floor! Door near the sphinx!"

A few moments later Hazel Levesque came in looking rather nice which did not make Sadie blush at all. Sadie opened the portal in record time infront of her.

 " Hey Carp face ! Over here! I wonder how could your mum ever love you with those lips!"

 " And that smell! I mean please! I've killed pirates with better hygiene than yours!"

 " My cat is cleaner than you!"

 " Ooh that got him mad! Whatcha gonna do? Gp crying back to the ocean?"

 " Ey, mate! If your so offended come and get me!"

 The Canis Marinus charged forward but didn't see the gian ole of sand in front of Sadie. Having two eyes on opposite sides of your face didn't pay off in this case. Perhaps if the trap had been n Sadies side.

 "Buh bye!"

 " Well he won't be missed,-Hazel was cleaning up her pants as they where now also covered in sand along with the dirt from earlier.

 " All thank too you."

 " Please, I couldn't have done it without you. Soo.. thanks."

 " Well in that case how about we treat ourselves to a couple of pizzas and gt too know each other better."

 " It's a date."

A\N this is a oneshot I made while *drumroll* procrastinating! Yet again! I already wrote my reasons for this in the desc soo please don't be offended if you don't ship this. Btw the Canis Marinus is an actual monster we learned abt and the de Young Museum did have an ancient Egyptian collection till February I think. As always thank for reading and have a great day\evening!