I nonchalantly turned around even though I was in the middle of a myocardial infarction. I cutely smiled at him, hoping he would recognise me but then...
*BOOM*
A portal appeared and impetuously absorbed us.
Suddenly, Harry grabbed my -64856839682mm waist and pulled me close to him. I was a molecule compared to his 69'11 frame but it felt comforting to feel his body against mine. Just then, I realised I had to wazz. My neon bright banana yellow liquid started to splash down like rain on him. It looked like a urine fountain. I was about to apologise but he started to vigorously lick it.
Just then, we all fell to the ground. I heard a loud crash which made my petite miniature figure bounce all the way to HD 1897331b (it cut my soft sensitive epidermis), into a black hole, out of a white hole, through a worm hole, into the andromeda galaxy, floating towards the great attractor, out of the universe, into the multiverse, flung to the megaverse, inhaling space junk on my way to the hyperverse, towards the omniverse, escaping space and time, shoved to the end of pi and into my Harry boo boo bear's-
"OI YOU! TIME TO WAKE UP!"
I looked around to see that I was on the floor. I got up and saw my grandpa with adoption papers in front of him and... ED SHEERAN?
Out of no where, he grabbed me and shoved me into the back of his car. He told me he's gonna play aesthetic music on and put on angel with a shotgun. Little did he know, I don't like aesthetic music because...
I'M.
NOT.
LIKE.
OTHER.
GIRLS.
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We arrived at a studio and he turned to me.
"Finally you're here, I've been waiting so long for this. All I know is you held the door and your eyes whispered coming home. Oh, I know it's a simple day and everything has changed."
"I already understand how you feel my Eddy Weddy Aeddy Beddy Ceddy Deddy Feddy Geddy Heddy Ieddy Jeddy Keddy Leddy Meddy Neddy Oeddy Peddy Qeddy Reddy Seddy Teddy Ueddy Veddy Xeddy Yeddy Zeddy. Everyone always tells me the exact thing, that's why I have given up on love, and if you feel a connection? I'm sorry but it's only you who feels it," I finished. I looked up, expecting him to be sobbing right now and I felt really bad.
But that's not what I saw. He was staring at me in disbelief and disgust.
"Look I know it's a shock but I really don't like you like th-"
"I wasn't even talking to you. I was talking to her."
I turned around and saw a blonde girl enter the room. She was wearing a dress. Ew.
"Hey Ed."
"Hi Taylor."
