Hecker x DinoNerd fanfic

.The Meeting.

On a cold winter night, a caracal named Hecker was walking down the Streets of Pork City, looking for his little house, the little snowflakes were falling onto his dark colored nose. "why does it have to be so cold today?" The Heckling thought to himself.

A few minutes went by as he kept walking, but suddenly he bumped shoulders with a hooded man. "Hey, watch where you're going, jerk!" Hecker yelled at the figure, raising his fist up in the air as if he were swearing revenge on this fellow.

That's when the hooded man unhooded himself, he was this beautiful dark haired man with blue orbs that reminded Hecker of a lake.

"S-Sorry.." The man said with a guilty tone.


Hecker had seen the beauty of this male and instantly fell in love. "H-H-Hey, sorry for the yelling, I'm just really tired right now as I have a night shift at a nearby pizza place called "Freddy Fazbear's pizzaria."
"I-I-I'M Hecker, and who are you?" The little Heckler said in his lovey-dovey tone.

"My name is DinoNerd." The man said, a slight blush forming on his cheeks.

"You have an amazing name.." Hecker said, a blush on his face and ears.

"You too." DinoNerd said."


"Would you like to.. Come to my house? it's awfully chilly today." Hecklering offered to DinoNerder.

"Sure thing.. I don't really know where my house is as my mother hadn't told me coordinates of it since she bought it for me."

Hecker and DinoNerd then set off to Heckerlerlers' house, Hecker's little heart was glowing and beating really fast "Could I have a crush on DinoNerd? no... I just met him!" Heckler thought to himself, it felt like his guts were throbbing. Oh but.. DinoNerd was so fantastically attractive that he couldn't contain himself anymore.

They soon arrived at Heckerlings house.

"Go on! make yourself at home while I make something for us!"

DinoNerd nodded as he sat down on Hecker's baby barf piss shit coloured couch watching Angry Birds 1

Hecker then toasted some toast and spread a bit of butter on it. "That should last us until I figure out what's for supper." Heckley whispered to himself.

As Hecker finished, he walked out of the kitchen and into the living room where DinoNerd was sitting. his muscular build made Hecker blush a bit more.

"Here you go my good sir." Hecker bowed to him as if he were an ancient god. Handing the plate over to him with 4 pieces of toasted and buttered bread.

DinoNerd didn't say thank you and shoved a piece in his mouth, eating like he hadn't eaten anything for weeks. But Hecker didn't care, he just watched DinoNerd chew the bread like a neanderthal as Hecker chewed elegantly and slowly.

A few hours went by and it was fully black out. The originally bright blue sky was now shrouded in the black abyss.

Hecker and DinoNerd were huddled together in the beautiful shit brown coloured blankets, watching the second Angry Birds movie.

"I have to tell you something Hecker." DinoNerd said. Leaning his head on Heckers shoulder.

"Hm?"

"I-I love you.." DinoNerd said. his blue orbs shined from the reflection of the TV as he looked at Hecker's face.


"I.. Love you too. I have loved you ever since we first met. You're the most perfect guy ever."
Hecker looked at DinoNerd, wrapping his hand around Dino's waist.

DinoNerd gasped in surprise and started to lean forwards towards Heckers voluptuous lips as Hecker began to melt into the kiss, his eyelids drooping as Hecker frenched DinoNerd. Dino was moaning and so was Hecker. It lasted for a long time until they both fell asleep in eachothers arms. Angry birds still playing in the background.