the lone samurai stuck on copper-9 (male human reader X murder drones)

the lone samurai (pilot)

  LOADING UP EXPOSISTION

Uzi pov

we are worker drones autonomous robots helping humans mine exoplanets for our intersteller parent company jcjenson in SPAAAAACEE!!!! (im refencing the actuall spelling of it) yeah we were mistreated in the name of windex but it's not like we revolted and killed all humans or anything mostly becasue they handled that fine all by themselves   with biological life wiped from the planet we found it easy to pick up where they left off we finally had a future but our parent company didn'it exactly love the concept of runaway ai(end of exposistion)

Uzi:"what have our parents done in the past forever while those things make a spire of corpses"

I then tap a button that shows the doors of the colony

Uzi:"hide under the ice behind three stupid doors it's like we're waiting for an inciting incident anyway that's why my project is this sick as hell railgun"

i pull out my sick as hell railgun and my whole class gets scared

Uzi:"easy morons it doesn't work. yet! it doesn't work yet! who said it doesn't work maybe it does!" 

i flip a switch on my railgun and i laugh manically

(timeskip to when uzi gets to the medical room)

i was sitting in the medical room holding an icebag to my visor and then i saw my boring bullys 

Lizzy: "ew it didn't kill her"

they laughed to themselves and walked away and i groaned as i saw thad come in

(i dont feel like writing thad so back to Y/n's pov)

Y/n pov

i woke up after a long rest in my hut and it was 3 am on my makeshift watch so i walked outside my hut and i walked past the huge door and i heard it open my blood ran cold as i darted away trying not to be seen but i crashed into something i crashed into the robot corpse spire and then i saw a robot wearing purple hair and a beanie and i realized was she angsty and then i dashed behind her leaving no trail of me and i followed her into the robot corpse spire wich why would she in there it has her own kind dead and so i walked around and then she spotted me and then i heard her pull out something so i pulled out my katana and i pointed it at her and said

Y/n: "put down the weapon miss i dont wanna bring attention here"

???:"BITE ME your a human the reason this planet is shit"

i realized she thought i was a bad human and i said

Y/n:"i mean no harm just put down your weapon and we will be fi-"

i dashed into a dark corner and the robot corpse spire got dark and then the purple haired robot went behind something she was holding a peice of glass and a glowing green thing and then a robot i never noticed looked at her and then i flew into the sky using wings and then the purple robot threw her gun into the air and reloaded it and then the robot with wings  dropped down and she did something and i summoned a sign that said '10 points' and then i desummoned it i could not hear something she said and then the winged drone stabbed her with its glowing yellow tail thing and i looked and said to myself that i was a protector of a village and then i got up and i held up my katana as she looked at her melting looking hand and then i ran at the winged drone and i slashed at it alot of times and i kicked it away and i pulled up and purple haired robot and she held up her gun and she said

???:"bite me"

she then fired at the winged drone and it was a laser that shot at the winged robot and she said something i decided not to listen to and then the winged robot stood up and regenerated it's head and i then ran up to it and then i slapped it and then it reactivated and said

?:"did you just slap me with that arm"

it pointed at me and then i looked away and i stepped to the side and i walked towards the pod looking thing and i entered and  then after some time i saw them enter and then the purple haired robot told me to look away and i looked away and then i heard some dripping and i saw some dripping coming from the purple robot hand and i looked kinda grossed out and then i said

Y/n:"im gonna go get some air you two do what ever maybe just talk"

i walked out  and i heard something flying so i ran towards the huge door(time skip to when uzi is running back to the doors) after some waiting  i saw the purple haired robot running back and then i saw the winged drone and then she opened the huge door with a floppy disk? i decided not i think of it and i dashed inside and then i saw the purple haired robot walk in and i saw some other robots looking at me and then she used the floppy disk again but then the winged robots claws and so i got up and then i slashed at them saying get the hell away and then i cut off one its claws and then i said back away and then it pryed open the doors again with its new regenerated claws and then it stabbed a controll pad with its tail thingie and then all the doors opened and then i ran away very fast at like mach 10 and then i looked back and i saw a massacare and then i saw the purple haired robot slide cancel and hold her railgun and then i felt a bump behind me as i walked out the way and i saw another robot that said

????:"uh hello there human pretty nice hydralucs"

he then looked infront of him and then i heard him say something but i ignored it and then i heard the vents and i pulled out my katana and said

Y/n:"less talking and more preparing for battle i think the winged robot is in the vents

the two robots looked at the vents and then the winged robot dropped down and then i looked away and ignored everything and then i saw the purple haired robot impaled and i said

Y/n:"well i gotta help her you mustace robot help your daughter"

i was gonna run at the winged robot but then i heard the mustace robot walked out of radius of the door closing and i realized what he was gonna do i so i said

Y/n:"NO!"

i tried to run towards him and i saw the doors close and i slammed my fists on the door and said

Y/n:"that frickin traitor"

i walked into a dark corner and i sat down and i saw two new robots and they said something but i could not over hear them out of my hatred and then i stabbed my katana into the ground showing i was gonna retire and then i heard the two new robots say something

?:"what was that

winged robot:"i dont know V i think it came from over there

?:"well whatever it is it better not be a wrench you stud"

i saw one of the new robots i saw named V and i decided to hopefully get out of there with my super speed and then i dashed into the vents and i climbed out of the vents and hid behind something as i heard V and the cunt robot (Y/n is talking about J) drop out of the vents and thne i saw them break through a giant door and then i looked towards the two and then i slashed at V cutting her leg off and then i grabbed her by her other leg and then i spun around and then i chucked her somewhere and then i pointed my katana at the cunt robot and then i heard the winged robot and the purple haired robot and then i said

Y/n:"(something in japanense but i decide it for him to say in japanense next time i see you it will be a fight to the death)

i then dashed towards the winged robot and said

Y/n:"so you're not an enemy now?"

he gave a thumbs up and said his name was N and the cunt robot was named J and then i saw V come back and i looked at her and said

Y/n:"ah you came back after i threw you away"

she said something but it sound like shut up baka and i realized she became a tsundare (timeskip) after the battle and me cutting the 1# father mug of the mustace drone and i went into the pod and i brought my blanket and pillow from my makeshift hut and i fell asleep on a chair (end of chapter 1)